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[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

Alright, I heard one of the Zexions here can get me hooked up with the goods.

LSD, PCP, GHB or a freaking PWP, I don't care, just give it to me before I start setting small children on fire.

I'm waiting.

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[haveacuraga.livejournal.com]

[Just. Laughs]

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

AERIS. Oh fuck am I glad to see you.

...oh wait. You're probably going to be one of those weird, alternate personality types that's never even met me before.

...

...can we have sex anyway?

[haveacuraga.livejournal.com]

Grow some muscles and we'll talk.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've got muscles. You just can't see them when my clothes are on. >D

[haveacuraga.livejournal.com]

Prove it.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

You asked for it.

[ and now we see what is under Axel's jacket - or rather, what is not under it ]

[haveacuraga.livejournal.com]

I've seen bigger.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

...but baby, it's not size, it's what you do with it.

[haveacuraga.livejournal.com]

You're going to have to find a way to prove you actually can do something with that tiny thing.

[changingsuns.livejournal.com]

....What?

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

D-R-U-G-S. What do they teach kids in school these days anyway?

[changingsuns.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought you said. Try Xigbar.

[book-of-dawn.livejournal.com]

... I can only express puzzlement, which borders on alarm.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

If you don't have any drugs on you, I DON'T CARE.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Fucking hell, get your own damn crack, I had to use the rest of my stash on shutting Riku up so he'd go into a nice, quiet narcoleptic coma.

[walkthedawn.livejournal.com]

...What.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Oh fantastic. Are you going to cry on me?

If the answer is yes, I will detonate the bomb I used to replace your liver.

[walkthedawn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure, okay.

Go back to your buddy Lex and leave me the hell alone.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Who the fuck is Lex? Oh shit, that's not the guy who I prescribed 500x the dose of anti-depressants for, is it?

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

There are many much cheaper and more entertaining ways to send Riku into a coma.

You're a politician. Why the hell should I believe anything you have to say? I know you've got more.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Because I'm the fucking governor and I said so, bitch.

Maybe for you, but there is a subtle beauty in watching him plead like a bitch and denying him.

btw, AR!Zexion omfg XD

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

True that. But nothing's really as satisfying as some good, clean violence.

And I now have two very good reasons why you should fork it over.

[summons chakrams]

ONE. TWO.

btw, AR!Zexion, omg. Have some cyanide.

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Alright, fine, you demanding bastard.

Here. *hands you an unlabeled bottle of pills*

Re: btw, AR!Zexion, omg. Have some cyanide.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

I said I'd like to GET high. I'm not high already - because that's what I'd have to be to fall for this one.

Try again, douchebag.

ps - it's laced with heroin

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine, dipshit, if it'll make you shut up. *digs in coat and produces a small bag of white powder*

Re: ps - it's laced with heroin

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

If this is anthrax my ghost is gonna come back and fuck you up Ju-on style.

[ grabs bag ]

Re: ps - it's laced with heroin

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Like I'd waste good anthrax on YOU. I'm saving that shit for the Canadians.

[vi-schemer.livejournal.com]

That would be me, Axel. What can I get you?

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Fuckshit, who in satan's unholy name are YOU?

[vi-schemer.livejournal.com]

God, for all I care. You?

[oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com]

Zexion Doreone, the FUCKING GOVERNOR, and if you don't stop pretending to be me, I will kill you, revive you, kill you some more, and then have your ass thrown in jail for impersonating the governor.

[vi-schemer.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, so confident.

Tell you what...get out of my reality, and I won't ruin your mind in the process.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank God.

Three rails of cocaine, a fist-sized packet of speed, and three fresh marijuana leaves floating in a coconut shell filled with liquid laudanum.

...make that a really damn big coconut shell.

[vi-schemer.livejournal.com]

Done and done. I'll throw in an extra whiff of Wonderland crack.

It'll cost you.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

Whatever Wonderland is, it sounds like someplace I want to be.

[ shuffles through pockets ]

I've got three hundred bucks.

[vi-schemer.livejournal.com]

Deal. Bring a bit more next time and I'll throw in an added bonus of someone's underwear/boxers.

[burn-orphanages.livejournal.com]

[ sips from coconut ]

Sounds good to me. See if you can get Aeris'.