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[jailedbait.livejournal.com]

Alright, you know what? No more moping. Someone half-fucking decent go on a date with me right now.

C'mon, c'mon. Form a line, I'll pick out my favorite.

[... probably not the best approach, but.]

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[jailedbait.livejournal.com]

[rolls his eyes.]

For a date with me.

[rubberduckyboi.livejournal.com]

[smiles weakly, holding up his hands in defense]
Whoa, my bad blondie. Dude, are those real?
[Eyeing the tail and horns with fascination he blinked twice]
Don't you think that's kinda wrong? A lot of people that wait in line are probably guys who just want a nice piece of ass. They're not in it for connection or personality.
You might grab the attention from the wrong crowd.