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[jailedbait.livejournal.com]

Alright, you know what? No more moping. Someone half-fucking decent go on a date with me right now.

C'mon, c'mon. Form a line, I'll pick out my favorite.

[... probably not the best approach, but.]

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[unwillingminion.livejournal.com]

Well, aren't you straightforward.

[jailedbait.livejournal.com]

You have no idea what I've gone through. Searching around in silence hasn't gotten me jack and I'm tired of waiting around like a stupid damsel in distress.

[unwillingminion.livejournal.com]

Heh. I probably haven't had it half as bad as you, but I can relate.

[everlyafter.livejournal.com]

[laughs slightly]

Sounds fun.

[jailedbait.livejournal.com]

[eyes her.]

I'd say yes to you for your sanity, but I think I'm over messing around with myself.

[everlyafter.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. Good luck though.

[jailedbait.livejournal.com]

C'mon captain obvious, you can finish.

[chosen-key.livejournal.com]

[heard 'form a line' and just... complied, blinking.]

[jailedbait.livejournal.com]

[eyes him and almost feels bad.]

What're you doing here ...?

[chosen-key.livejournal.com]

[his shoulders pull up.]

I-... heard... someone say line up. S-sorry, was I not supposed to b-be here?

[that's a nervous laugh following his words, and a smile.]

I'll get out of the w-way, then.

[foralostcause.livejournal.com]

Well I don't think I've met you, yet.

What's your definition of decent?

[jailedbait.livejournal.com]

Someone I can have a nice conversation with that doesn't involve my miserably stupid past or why I'm dead.

I guess I'm looking for someone who either isn't curious or loves talking about their self.

[foralostcause.livejournal.com]

I guess your preferences or your past are none of my business but maybe that curiosity is just a sign that they care? Just sayin'.

[shrugs slightly]

Not that I know people all that well anyway.

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

[Not lining up, just watching]

That's pretty desperate.

[jailedbait.livejournal.com]

Yeah? And you're ugly.

[growls, running his fingers through his hair.]

[thesplendorsof.livejournal.com]

[lurking.]

[jailedbait.livejournal.com]

[just being a cool cat with his back to the wall and his tail swaying, talking to the random people who either call him desperate or ask him why.]

[bottomsforall.livejournal.com]

[eyebrow raises at the horns and tail]

Don't you look exotic.

[fingering his collar]

[jailedbait.livejournal.com]

I guess if you're into goats or satanism.

[shrugs.]

[rubberduckyboi.livejournal.com]

[sees the huge line and steps in enjoying his seasalt icecream]
This place is so sweet, what's the line for anyway?
[Man I'm seeing a lot of those Sora's around, this is definently some weird Sci-Fi dream.]

[jailedbait.livejournal.com]

[rolls his eyes.]

For a date with me.

[brbstreaking.livejournal.com]

Iiiiii don't think I can stand up in a line!

[smiiiles~]

[jailedbait.livejournal.com]

[pokin ur forehead.]

Looks like you were having fun, mister nude.