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[lighthalf.livejournal.com]

...right.

I'm blaming Sephiroth.

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[clod-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

What am I, you affk? I don't effen know any more. The darkneff haff offertaken me.

But what off you? You ffeem fftrikingly ffimilat to myffelf, but ffor she... raffer shmall teef.

[don't keel me! XD asghjk I've been hoping for a Cloud!]

[lighthalf.livejournal.com]

You -- you've given in to the darkness? This can't...

I'm Cloud. My world... was destroyed by the darkness... again. Beyond that, I can't honestly claim to know what's going on.

[nonono, it was a good keyboardsmash. 8D Clod and Feffiroff. dear lord. I only hope I can live up to the awesome. ♥]

[clod-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

I - I'm not schtrong enouff to to reffift it anymore. I tried ffo many timeff, but I could neffer baniff it. I had no offer choiff.

I came here in ffearch of Feffiroff, but I no noffing more off ffish world ffan you. It iff a ffery shtrange plaffe.

[Keke, thankies~ I was wondering if other people found us funny or just insane. XD]

[lighthalf.livejournal.com]

So you just gave in...? Maybe he's right... maybe there's no other way...

Do you mean that there are two? I don't know if I can deal with that.

[clod-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

It'ff eaffier shiff way, but... I wiff I were wrong. Maybe ffor you sher iff anoffer way.

Two. What a horrible ffought.I can't effen handle one. Effpeffially when he bringff out she pink ribbonff.

[lighthalf.livejournal.com]

Yeah. If I keep fighting, I know I can defeat him. The light will always defeat the darkness...!

And the chocolate frosting. He's incorrigible.

[clod-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

Your perffifftenff giffs me hope... but it is too late ffor me.

Yourff doeff that too? I ffeel for you, I really do. Effery time I ffink it can't get any worff, it doeff. I ffuccumbed to the darkneff, not to fuffy handcuffs, dammit!

[lighthalf.livejournal.com]

It's never too late. You have to believe in your light.

Exactly. They think they have the right to do whatever they want, just because we're blonde and happen to be shorter than they are. It's an outrage.

[clod-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

I - I want to belieff. But ffen he shtarff playing ffat music...

Ugh! And jufft becauff my teef are schmaller ffan his... I'm shick of alwayff being on she bottom! It'ff ridiculouff!

[lighthalf.livejournal.com]

It's hideous. Only four notes and still the most disgustingly catchy tune I've ever heard.

...your teeth? What are you talking about?

[and stupid Cloud just now notices the weird accent. :D;;]

[clod-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be ffo bad iff he didn't deffide he jufft haff to play it ffor every ffingle occasion. Birffdayff, Chrisfftmaff (effen sho he claims to not ffelebrate it because he'ff a Jenoffa's Witneff), Buy Noffing Day, wheneffer he combff hiff hair, wheneffer we ffight, wheneffer we - uh, well, you know. It'ff fftuck in my head all she time. I ffink I'm going craffy.

...yourff are effer ffo ffmall. It mufft be hard.

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

What, you mean ffeffe pink ribbonf? *leers*

... and two Cloudff now?... I can fee today iff going to be an exfellent day~ >D

flaskd;s;adils;ksj

[lighthalf.livejournal.com]

SEPHIROTH! I'm ready to face you now!

XDDD

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

And iff your counterpart could not defeat me and gaffe in to the darkneff, what makeff you fink that you haff a better chanshe?

[lighthalf.livejournal.com]

--!!

I'm -- I'm stronger now! I'll defeat you and be free of your darkness!

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

Other Cloud ffaid ffomeffing quite ffimilar. And yet here we are, me quite undefeated and he giffen in to the darkneff >D

[lighthalf.livejournal.com]

That was a fluke! The power of light will always overcome the darkness!

And stop making the other Cloud wear fuzzy handcuffs. That's just cruel.

[clod-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

Feffiroff!

I - I may haff giffen into you, but I will not let you take she offer me into darkneff!

[clod-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

And I FFAID enouff wiff she pink ribbonff already! Shey're ffo embaraffing.

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

Should we break in the blue oneff then? The green? Or poffibly the rainbow oneff they're ffo colourful they'll ffuit you wonderfully~

[clod-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

No! No ribbonff! And she rainbow oneff don't ffuit me at all!

...the blue oneff aren't ffo bad, sho.

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

Blue ribbonf it ish then. We can try out the rainbow oneff another time~

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

Come now Cloud, I'm doing darkneff work right now~ [One Winged Angel starts playing in the background]

[clod-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

Not - not ffat muffic again! Schtop it! Leaff him out of ffis!

[ cringes, but is still standing ]

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

Now why would I want to do that?

... and that'ff odd, I exshpected that to work shlightly better. Hmm. [turns the volume up to 10]