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[lighthalf.livejournal.com]

...right.

I'm blaming Sephiroth.

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[clod-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

Not - not ffat muffic again! Schtop it! Leaff him out of ffis!

[ cringes, but is still standing ]

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

Now why would I want to do that?

... and that'ff odd, I exshpected that to work shlightly better. Hmm. [turns the volume up to 10]

[clod-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

Becauff... you haff me, dammit, iffn't ffat enouff?!

[ thankfully Feffiroff still hasn't realized that this dial goes to eleven. Clod is still standing. ]

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

...I neffer ffaid anyffing about keeping him did I? Iff it wrong off me to wish to make another Feffiroff'sh taffk a little eaffier?

[has in fact realized this dial goes to eleven, but is interested in where this is going]

[clod-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

Why ffould you care about anoffer Feffiroff or anoffer Cloud?! Ffey haff noffing to do wiff uff!

[STOOOOONEHENGE! WHERE THE DEMONS DWELL.. ahem]

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

... I don't actually. I ffink I jufft went on autopilot when I shaw a Cloud who had not been turned yet.

Plush, corrupting people iff entertaining in and of itshelf.

Do not ffear, I won't go uffing the ribbonff and fuffy handcuffsh on any Cloud but you~

[no fair quoting quotes when you already know I've never seen the movie... or song??? NO FAIR ANYWAYS XP]