hair of the dog

[daddyhasagun]

[Face down on a sofa somewhere in the DR is Kira. She's wearing the crumpled remains of a sparkly (and short) party dress, she's lost one of her heels, her makeup is smudged over her sleeping face, and her other foot is hanging off the arm of the sofa. She may or may not have snuck out last night to party the night away with her friends. And Kira may or may not have gotten drunk for the first time, which explains her current state.

Maybe someone should wake her up. She might be able to still sneak back home without getting caught! Doubtful. Or maybe you're one of her friends and are in the same state Kira is. Who knows?]





[OOC: Backdated to earlier this morning.]

Comments

eh, my old icons were pretty unfitting though. /finally broke down and looked for an RL PB

[sparksthefire]

It's morning! Your dad's going to catch you and anyway I needed to talk to you and oh by the way your skirt's kind of riding up, you might want to fix that because I'm not touching your butt, sorry.

oic that makes sense

[daddyhasagun]

Wha-what?!

[Kira is going to sit up quickly then groan, one hand holding her head while the other pushes down her skirt]

[sparksthefire]

[Akane plops down next to her. She looks a bit rumpled but awake and relatively cheerful, not hungover; she didn't do as much drinking as the others.]

We'd better get you cleaned up first, though.

[Like Ri wouldn't know anyway. With his Daddy Sense or whatever.]

[daddyhasagun]

... it's too early for this. I was dancing just a little bit ago.

[stop being so disgustingly cheerful when Kira feels icky :/]

[sparksthefire]

When did you go to sleep?

[Akane also probably conked out sooner than most of the gang. She's boring like that also raising little-her wears her out.]

[daddyhasagun]

I dunno. I wasn't asleep. Just... resting.

[Kira is wondering if a Cure will make her feel better]

[sparksthefire]

Uh-huh.

Come on, you've got makeup all over your face.

[Akane gets up, tugging on Kira's hand]

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira will stand, rather wobbily because of her one high heel]

I do? But I worked hard to look extra pretty.

[sparksthefire]

And then you slept on it.

[daddyhasagun]

I wasn't sleeping. I was just resting my eyes.

[sparksthefire]

[Sigh. Talking to Kira is always the same, whether she's hungover and half-asleep or not.]

Okay, fine, but you can't do it here. C'mon.

[daddyhasagun]

[that's why you love her, right? anyway Kira will wobble along unsteadily, since taking off her remaining heel hasn't occured to her]

[sparksthefire]

[Akane doesn't comment, but moves to support her friend. Her place is conveniently nearby, they can get Kira some less-likely-to-incite-daddyrage clothes there.]

Hey, Kira, can I ask you something?

[daddyhasagun]

Mmmm. Of course you can.

[that sounds like a good plan]

[sparksthefire]

Why didn't you tell me you're pregnant?!

[... Hey, she's allowed to have "wat is logic" moments too.]

[daddyhasagun]

...................................... WHAT?!

[here is yet another bad way to sober up, Kira is going to nearly fall over as she gets even more uncoordinated from shock]

[sparksthefire]

Your dad told me. Who was it? I didn't know you were even seeing anyone!

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira sputters in outrage]

Daddy says too much sometimes! I'm not seeing anyone at all!

[sparksthefire]

Was it a spell? It's okay, you know you have all of us to back you up! I mean I'm sort of a single mom too since I have to take care of mini-me.

[daddyhasagun]

I don't need anyone's help!

[let's see how long they can misunderstand each other, because Kira is Ri's daughter after all]

[sparksthefire]

Kira, you're younger than me!

[daddyhasagun]

Not by that much!

[sparksthefire]

I need help with little-me and she's not even a little baby anymore. It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

[daddyhasagun]

I'm not embarrassed about anything!

[sparksthefire]

Are you in denial or something? Your dad knows what he's talking about, he's seen like, everything.