hair of the dog

[daddyhasagun]

[Face down on a sofa somewhere in the DR is Kira. She's wearing the crumpled remains of a sparkly (and short) party dress, she's lost one of her heels, her makeup is smudged over her sleeping face, and her other foot is hanging off the arm of the sofa. She may or may not have snuck out last night to party the night away with her friends. And Kira may or may not have gotten drunk for the first time, which explains her current state.

Maybe someone should wake her up. She might be able to still sneak back home without getting caught! Doubtful. Or maybe you're one of her friends and are in the same state Kira is. Who knows?]





[OOC: Backdated to earlier this morning.]

Comments

[sparksthefire]

[Akane doesn't comment, but moves to support her friend. Her place is conveniently nearby, they can get Kira some less-likely-to-incite-daddyrage clothes there.]

Hey, Kira, can I ask you something?

[daddyhasagun]

Mmmm. Of course you can.

[that sounds like a good plan]

[sparksthefire]

Why didn't you tell me you're pregnant?!

[... Hey, she's allowed to have "wat is logic" moments too.]

[daddyhasagun]

...................................... WHAT?!

[here is yet another bad way to sober up, Kira is going to nearly fall over as she gets even more uncoordinated from shock]

[sparksthefire]

Your dad told me. Who was it? I didn't know you were even seeing anyone!

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira sputters in outrage]

Daddy says too much sometimes! I'm not seeing anyone at all!

[sparksthefire]

Was it a spell? It's okay, you know you have all of us to back you up! I mean I'm sort of a single mom too since I have to take care of mini-me.

[daddyhasagun]

I don't need anyone's help!

[let's see how long they can misunderstand each other, because Kira is Ri's daughter after all]

[sparksthefire]

Kira, you're younger than me!

[daddyhasagun]

Not by that much!

[sparksthefire]

I need help with little-me and she's not even a little baby anymore. It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

[daddyhasagun]

I'm not embarrassed about anything!

[sparksthefire]

Are you in denial or something? Your dad knows what he's talking about, he's seen like, everything.

[daddyhasagun]

Daddy is Daddy he's always saying stuff he shouldn't! I can't believe you said that to me!

[sparksthefire]

I was just worried...

[daddyhasagun]

Well, you shouldn't be. You know the only guy I'm with alot is Aden.

[sparksthefire]

Aden? I thought he was interested in Inaya.

[... she's oddly jealous of Aden.]

[daddyhasagun]

Of course he is. I'm just always around to do stuff with.

[this conversation is starting to get worse and worse]

[sparksthefire]

Umm...

[Well, it worked for her mom?]

Awkward. But I won't tell your parents.

[daddyhasagun]

Good. I mean, Daddy knows Aden's around, but Aden doesn't want Auntie Piku and Uncle Red to know, you know?

[sparksthefire]

Oh man, yeah. Can you imagine what Red would say?

[A slight frown.]

Except I guess they'll know anyway before too long.

[daddyhasagun]

Why would they? Aden knows how to keep things secret. He's avoided Auntie Piku and Uncle Red for this long.

[sparksthefire]

Kira, they'll want to know who did it.

[daddyhasagun]

Aden will take the blame. He always does. It isn't the first time.

[sparksthefire]

Wait, what?