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[nothingseternal.livejournal.com]

Your old Superior... is a

fraud.

Comments

[300dollars.livejournal.com]

What, you aren't dead yet? Fuck in a bucket, well, get ready for that.

[nothingseternal.livejournal.com]

I'm going to go ahead and not get ready for it, but thank you for your concern in any case.

[300dollars.livejournal.com]

Word to the wise - when you get that urge to start talking when the keybearer shows up, restrain it and stab him in the frontal lobe while he's eagerly listening.

[nothingseternal.livejournal.com]

But I have many important philosophical questions about the nature of my existence...

[300dollars.livejournal.com]

No, I'm dead serious. Stab first, write an essay about it later, and treat yourself to a bowl of Ice Cream later for being pragmatic.

[nothingseternal.livejournal.com]

How am I proving any deep-seated points about surviving in a world that does not allow me, if I stab him in the face first?

[300dollars.livejournal.com]

You can't prove any points about all that shit if you're not alive to tell it after a kid in clown shoes kills you, get me? Tell it to his corpse if you have to, or just ask Saix to listen to you for an hour or so if you need it that bad.

[nothingseternal.livejournal.com]

...That's a valid point, I suppose.

So, what did you do when he found you?

If it were me, I suppose I'd do something very..... dramatic. I have a flair for theatrics you know.

[300dollars.livejournal.com]

What do you think I did? I gave my speech (Memorized, of course) switched into my bitchin' black and white outfit, the Keybearer teams up with Riku sans retarded blindfold, I end up dead.

That reminds me, another tip. No more of this Kung Fu movie '1-on-1 fights with increasingly difficult opponents' bullshit. Send Xigbar and Saix against him at the same time.

[nothingseternal.livejournal.com]

I wanted to, but do you know how fucking complicated those Codebreakers are?

It's like trying to program my VCR.

[300dollars.livejournal.com]

...You still use a VCR? Fucking hell, that's one big difference between our universes, right there.

[nothingseternal.livejournal.com]

I was simply using it as an example.

Take from it what you will.

By the way, we need to figure out how to not get each other confused if I am not to kill either of you.

Though the option is always open...

[300dollars.livejournal.com]

One of us could get a deeper tan.

[nothingseternal.livejournal.com]

Good idea. But who gets to go to the beach and who has to stay here?

Do we flip for it?

[300dollars.livejournal.com]

Yeah, since we'll keep on hitting stale mate in Rock Paper Scissors.

[nothingseternal.livejournal.com]

Very true.

[takes out a munny]

...

What the fuck are these, anyways? They're like orange diamonds made of hard candy...

[300dollars.livejournal.com]

The economy isn't my shit, hearts are. I call tails.