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[floralkey]

[There's a closet in this hallway, and the sound of something banging on the door. It continues until there's a crack, then another, then the door splinters open and a Kairi with that one keyblade most associated with her stumbles out mid-rant.]

--funny! Where did that even come from?! I swear, I'm going to- to...

[She trails off, anger draining out of her as she lowers her weapon and stares at the unfamiliar surroundings.]

...Hello?

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[cinderlea]

[Kairi will probably recognize the back of this one's head, all that bright red fluff and stuff. Maybe not so much in casual clothes, or when they're jammed up against a vending machine with their arm inside.]

[floralkey]

Lea!

[Oh, she's getting all riled up again at a familiar... well, back of the head. She's not sure when Lea had time to change, or where that vending machine came from, or where they are, but that doesn't matter right now.]

[cinderlea]

[She bangs her head on the machine and leans back to look over her shoulder, shocked at hearing that name for once. Not "Axel"?? You're her new best friend, girl-Kai.]

What?

[Betcha that voice doesn't sound the same.]

[floralkey]

[That stops her short, and she just stares for a moment, speechless. She's joked about Lea's girl hips before, but this is kind of different.]

Um.

[cinderlea]

[Give her a sec to extract her arm from the vending machine and stand up. She dusts herself off, and she's totally wearing a t-shirt and jeans, neither of which do anything to make her look more male.]

Go on, say whatever you're thinking.

[She'll be busy looking at the terrible mess you made of that door.]

[floralkey]

Um.

[Possibly she's broken. She sounds a bit faint, actually, and is trying not to stare at Lea's chest. Staring at lady chests is kind of bad taste even as another lady, but. It's supposed to be flatter, what's going on.]

[cinderlea]

[Out of all her amazingly feminine features she focuses on those? God. She looks back at Kairi, looks down, and then promptly gets her hands under her own breasts. Ta da.]

Yes, they're real! Now you can stop it with the face, it's not like they're going to bite you.

[masterofdawn]

...And here I thought that out of all our friends you got the least "coming out of the closet" jokes.

[That probably does nothing to make him seem not responsible for this, huh?]

[floralkey]

Riku!

[She sounds mortified, and that splotchy red blush mentioned above? Definitely there now. Also she might be raising her keyblade; she knows she can't beat him, but she can certainly try for that sort of prank!]

[masterofdawn]

[Being named a Master made him no less of a troll, Kairi. Sorry.

He attempts to look innocent, which is more difficult than it probably should be, considering he's done nothing wrong. he just can't keep the amusement off his face.]

Yes, Kairi?

[floralkey]

[She doesn't look amused, not at all.]

That wasn't funny, Riku! Did you just lock me in a closet so you could make that joke??

[masterofdawn]

I didn't lock you anywhere. And come on, you'd have made the same joke if you suddenly saw me or Sora smashing our way out of a closet, admit it.

[floralkey]

I would not have.

[She totally would have.]

If you didn't do it, who did? And where are we?

[masterofdawn]

[He knows she would have :)]

Dunno. And it's called the Dressing Room. Weird name, I know. But it's not the weirdest thing about this place, believe me.

[daddyhasagun]

[Despite Kira's love of closets, and their love of her, she doesn't often get closet doors breaking open in front of her for no reason. So she's flailing and going down with a squeal of surprise, because closets are her friends, but gravity certainly is not.]

Aaaaaaahhh!!

[floralkey]

Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!

[She's too startled to think about where this stranger came from and is instead immediately moving to help her up.]

[daddyhasagun]

Oooowwww... it... it's okay...

[Kira is rubbing her hand against her bottom because that took the brunt of impact. But is thankful for the help up, especially considering the height of the heels she's wearing today. 3 inches makes things wobbly, and Kira's clumsy on good days.]

[floralkey]

I didn't hurt you, did I?

[Fuss fuss wow those are impressive shoes. Kairi generally sticks to running shoes or sandals.]

[daddyhasagun]

N-no... not really. I've had worse. I'm kinda clumsy.

[Kira will dust herself and wobble a bit before she manages to get her balance. Her shoes are glorious and deserve to be marveled at.]

[floralkey]

I guess those heels didn't really help, huh?

[She smiles sympathetically. They're certainly pretty! But apparently also dangerous.]

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira giggles a little self-consciously, looking down at her shoes]

No. But I have to break them in eventually. I'm sure once I get more practice, I'll be okay! It's not like I'll be running anywhere.

[keybearer]

[...Um.

Well, that sure was a Kairi breaking out of a closet, wasn't it? A Kairi with a Keyblade.

And this sure is an awestruck Riku staring at said Kairi. Said Kairi may also notice the lucky charm affixed to his belt along with the black crown necklace there.

Oh, and he's got a Keyblade, too.]

...Remind me to never catch you in a bad mood, Kairi.

[floralkey]

[She sniffs and straightens herself up, looking ready to rant at him before she notices the differences. Then she's just smiling sort of uncertainly.]

I'd think you already knew not to.

[keybearer]

Hey, I've seen you upset before... But never breaking-through-closet levels of upset.

[He snickers. She does have a point, after all. Not to mention she's one tough cookie in her own right.]

[floralkey]

You haven't seen me locked in a closet before though, have you?

[And if he has, who the heck is he really-]