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[ Happy Valentine's Day, dressing room. Riku's got you a present.

That is to say, there's the delicious scent of warm, baked chocolate coming from the kitchen. Riku's inside, equipped with oven mitts and surrounded by a half dozen trays of baked goods. Some cut out into hearts, others still set out to cool, and yet still more going into the oven. There's a large bowl by the mixer, chocolate dripping down the side, and ingredients all over the place. Riku's popping a couple white chocolate chips into her mouth-- oh. Oh. I'm sorry. Anyone familiar with her could tell you for sure which Riku it was, but it looks like she's been hit by a spell. She looks like, well, the majority of Rikus around here. Male.

And all of the trays are filled with brownies.]

{ ooc: for those unaware, the brownies cause automatic and immediate orgasms. it's a curse. }

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I don't think I want to know which of your friends are going to get those, actually. Just so long as you weren't going to give me any, either.

Of course not. I wouldn't give them to anyone without warning them first, anyway.

[Ugh, this sucks. He's totally taken the wind out of her sails too.]

[There's a clattering sound coming from the kitchen, and Roxas' eyes go wide. Someone must have gone in while they were distracted.]

I am not going in there, Riku.

[She turns red again and slams a hand over her face, holding the other one up in the "stop" sign before she turns around.]

Stay here, I'll be right back.

[There's a very embarrassed-looking Roxas kneeling on the floor beside an overturned chair, and half a brownie in his hand that he's looking at incredulously.]

[She slows to a stop at the door, easing in the room and looking guilty. At least she knows they still work.]

Yeah, they do that.

[He's so red right now, even his ears feel hot. He hasn't been around Riku enough to realize she's under a spell, but he does pick up on the guilty look. He doesn't understand why Riku would feel guilty though. One hand drops to not-so casually cover the damp spot on his jeans, and Roxas very carefully reaches up to put the rest of the brownie back on the table. His hand is shaking.]

... Sorry. I made them, and I knew that would happen. I wasn't expecting anyone to show up.

[Fuck, now she feels really guilty. Always with the Roxases.]

[He waves his hand, shaking his head. That felt way too good for him to be overly upset, surprise or no. Not that he wants to repeat the experience any time soon. Going from zero to orgasm made him feel lightheaded. He isn't ready to get up.]

[Yeah that's fine, she's just going to... move away to give him some space, and move all of the brownies to the table. Maybe she should toss a sheet over them.]

[He'd be more embarrassed if he knew Riku were normally female. Instead he's just going to pull himself up after getting over the damp spot in his pants, because it's at least in a place where he can easily cover it with his hand and not look like he's groping himself as he walks.

He waves a bit to catch Riku's attention, then mimes taking a very small piece off a brownie to eat, raising his eyebrow in question at the end. What would happen if someone were to just eat a tiny bit?]

[It takes her a minute, but she looks startled when she realizes what he's getting at.]

Uhh... As far as I know it's the same thing. It doesn't even matter if you spit it out.

[Now she's getting red and flustered, good job.]

[Well that's disappointing. He was hoping a much smaller bite would have less of an effect. Roxas sighs, finally noticing how flustered Riku looks. That makes him blush a little, but there's no denying he was contemplating the possibilities the brownies might hold.

Except now that the brownies are all in once place, he's realizing just how much there is. He eyes the brownies, then Riku. Just how many times did Riku need help getting himself off?]

... what?

[She doesn't have anywhere near a clue what he's actually thinking, but she does look defensive.]

I was going to warn people. Most of them.

Riku.

[So scandalized. Guess who didn't stay in one spot?]

[Oh my god she's just going to slam her hands over her face.]

[Roxas gives his double a glance, the blush on the others' cheeks enough to make his own face heat up as well. He doesn't mention it though, and instead comes over to wrap his arms around Riku in a hug. He doesn't really understand why Riku wanted to do this, but he can see the results are quite possibly more than she could have wanted.]

...it's okay, Riku.

No, it's really not. If it was okay I wouldn't be male.

[And she'd still be asleep in bed and not making brownies to torment unsuspecting DR folk.]

...is that why you made all of these?

[He lets go, a little disappointed that doesn't know how to help Riku when she looked overwhelmed.]

Nnno. Just part of it.

[Time to look sheepish again.]

[Roxas rubs a hand through his hair, mussing it as he tries to figure that one out and why admitting it would make Riku look like that. He doesn't get it, but the other Roxas is looking at Riku speculatively.]

Maybe it's better if you don't tell me.

Might be.

[The other Roxas is getting a questioning and perhaps challenging look back. Go on, give a suggestion.]

[He takes up that challenge and makes a discreet but obscene hand gesture when Roxas isn't looking at him, with a few more to suggest that Riku wanted some to jerk off with.]

[Riku has not looked this mortified their entire conversation, and quickly shakes her head in absolute horror.]

[Roxas smirks. He's betting she understands his earlier questioning looks much better now, too.]