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[lightyin]

[Riku is taking a stroll through the dressing room. He's dressed for cool weather, with a long-sleeved hooded t-shirt, pants, and...slipper socks. Not entirely unusual, but the brightly colored bat perched on his head might be. He doesn't have a particular destination in mind, but is instead taking the path that seems to be the most interesting.]

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[daddyhasagun]

Mango is a cute name!

[petting the bat awkwardly since it's on her head]

And yeah, I do! Aden gave them to me as a present! Well, they're not really mine, but Aden found a room where they live, so it's sort of like they're mine even though they mostly take care of themselves and do narwhal things.

[lightyin]

Ah. What do they do exactly? I've never seen a narwhal before.

[She should totally introduce him to them.]

[daddyhasagun]

They... do narwhal-things. Do you want to come with me to see them? They're not far.

[lightyin]

Sure. Lead the way.

[daddyhasagun]

Yay! This'll be fun! But you're gonna need boots and a thicker jacket. It's really cold in their room.

[lightyin]

[He looks at his socks, then his sleeves.]

Hm. Do you want to come with me or wait here while I get those?

[daddyhasagun]

I was gonna pick up warmer stuff in a closet near the narwhal's room. I'm sure there'll be something to fit you too.

[the socks definitely won't work in Arctic weather]

[lightyin]

[Boo you and your Arctic narwhals.]

I guess that works, too. As long as the closet behaves itself.

[daddyhasagun]

[it's their natural habitat!]

It will. You're with me, right? Closets love me.

Bedtime for me~ Will tag tomorrow

[lightyin]

Okay, I'll take your word for it. But I'm blaming you if I get stuck inside one again.

ok!

[daddyhasagun]

You got stuck inside a closet?

[she'll lead the way, along with the bat]

[lightyin]

Several times. Good thing I'm not afraid of small spaces.

[Said bat will probably wake up once she starts moving, but stay draped on her head.]

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira loves her new bat accessory SOMUCH]

... do you like boys?

[whut]

[lightyin]

[Well, that was a random question. Ignoring any 'closet' jokes, of course. He blinks a few times, then stares at her.]

...That came out of nowhere.

[daddyhasagun]

[it was totally logical]

You're the one getting stuck in closets. Maybe they're trying to tell you something.

[lightyin]

...Not lately I haven't. It depends on the guy.

[Logical to Kira-logic.]

[daddyhasagun]

So you like all flavors then. Maybe the closets think you're confused.

[but Kira-logic is the best logic]

[lightyin]

[That's subjective.]

I wouldn't say 'all flavors'. But I don't think the closets care very much about...that.

[daddyhasagun]

Do you know how many people have sex in closets? I'm sure they've seen it all.

[lightyin]

[That's not actually something he wants to think about. Speaking of closets, are they nearing one so they can go look for stuff?]

Probably a lot.

[daddyhasagun]

[they're close enough to the narwhal room so this is a good closet to look through. Kira will open the door after a polite knock, then root around for heavy coats and boots for the both of them]

Exactly. So maybe they really are trying to tell you something.

[lightyin]

What? That I need to have sex in a closet?

[No, he knows what she means, but that is what it sounds kinda like she's suggestion. He'll help her look, raising an eyebrow at the door-knocking. Interesting.]

[daddyhasagun]

[door knocking is polite! when Kira opens the door to the closet, the inside will be very neat and organized and she'll head right in to find what they need; Riku can look for boots his size]

Maybe. If you like that sort of thing.

[lightyin]

[He shakes his head, heading into the closet himself. He's not discussing his sexual preferences with Kira, especially in the middle of a public hallway. Once he finds boots his size, he'll duck out of the closet to put them on.]

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira will find herself boots as well, and warm parkas for the both of them]

Too bad there aren't those hand warmer heater things. Ooh... do you want a scarf?