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[dawntildusk]

[Good morning Dressing Room! Whether you just woke up, just went to bed or didn't sleep at all, good morning anyway. The DR hopes you enjoy your lovely, lacy decorations tied into chains and hung wall to wall.

Does that pair over there look familiar? That's because it is. You might even catch sight of a dusk fleeing with similarly familiar underwear.

It's not just brassieres and panties either. Boxers, briefs, knickers, and any other sort of underwear you care to name, if it goes under the clothes the dusks have gotten into it and anything else you might have kept in that drawer.

At least they're clean.]

[ooc: thread hopping is encouraged]

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[dilan]

[ WHY.

he doesn't look very comfortable when he discovers... this. ]

[dawntildusk]

[BECAUSE.

Enjoy your new hat sir, it's extra lacy just for you.]

[dilan]

[ .......................... ]

Pardon me.

[youstillneedme]

[Braig, by contrast, doesn't seem to mind. He's spotted a few of his own things here and there, sure. But it's all in good fun.

So instead of getting indignant, he opts to drop almost literally into Dilan's personal space.]

Having a problem, are we?

[dilan]

[ good. fun. braig is atrocious, whether the one from his world or not. ]

Obviously.

[ex_witchiest447]

Oh dear.

[ she voices out the least-concerning tone ever, noticing the pictures of a certain fox with a certain church boy flying everywhere near the pile of underwear. as she picks up one of the panties — hers, which is black lace — the photograph rests inside. ]

I guess it's time to watch the show, huh.

[foxbutt]

[There are no points for guessing who is mister crankypants right now.

Though since he's retrieving most of these photos by scent, tagging along would be an effective way to ensure she got all her underwear back. Assuming Xigbar even wants hers back at this stage.]

[mouseketeers]

[Well, at least his boxers aren't patterned with starfish or anything.]

[dawntildusk]

[It's raining panties.

HALLELUJAH!]

[mouseketeers]

[He'll just politely ignore those. Should he go find an umbrella?]

[f1re0nthesun]

[this guy doesn't even OWN underwear. WHAT NOW, DUSKS.]

I bet this is making a lot of other people really unhappy.

[dawntildusk]

[Dildo sword fights. Obviously.]

[f1re0nthesun]

[oic. that would require an awfully long dildo, though, and he and Kai are p kinky sometimes, but not THAT kinky.]

[dawnrise]

[Oh sure, pick some of the most embarrassing pairs she owns.]

[dawntildusk]

[They don't discriminate, they probably got all the others too.]

[lightyin]

[Somehow, the dusks everywhere seem less strange than the underwear decorating the halls. Watch him attempt to ignore both.]

[dawntildusk]

[You just try ignoring us while we hurl sex toys at your head.]

[lightyin]

[Does he even want to know where those came from? Or where they've been? Good thing he has awesome dodging skills.]

[foxbutt]

[Now see, Even doesn't care too much about the panties or the projectile sex aides, because really all of that pales in comparison to the secrets of his that were hidden in someone else's underwear drawer. After all, there was so much more hidden away evidence than just the Roxas incident (and really that probably count among the milder things he's done shown in those photos since they included the incidents with Riku, Ienzo and Dulor as well.)

After barely managing to not just go curl up in the fetal position on the floor of his room, all he can really do about this is hunt down as many of the photos he can before someone comes after him.]

[daddyhasagun]

[shrieking there is so much shrieking coming from this hallway because Kira has had random Heartless stealing her clothes before but this takes the cake]

YOU PERVERTS! GIVE THOSE BACK!

[dawntildusk]

[NEVAR! We do not rest until this Dressing Room is covered.]

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira throws one of her high heels at the Dusk and beans it on the head]

YOU'RE GETTING THEM DIRTY!

[gameofpretend]

You realise some people normally sleep at this hour.

[Yeah, he's just going to be yelling this from beyond this slightly cracked open door because it is waaaaaay too late in the day for him to be going outside this closet he took residence in at sunrise.]

There's no call to be shrieking like that unless you're in mortal danger.

[daddyhasagun]

THEY'RE STEALING MY UNDERWEAR!

[s-sorry Luxord, but Kira is hobbling because she just chucked one of her shoes at that Dusk and trying to give chase]

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[twilit_papa]

[There's a certain Papa staring at the end of the hall, his eyes going from the decorations to Kira in stunned amazement. After a few moments of watching the familiar flailing (because she's clearly in no actual danger right now) he thinks to tug at the waistband of his pants to peer inside them.]

Huh.