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[dawntildusk]

[Good morning Dressing Room! Whether you just woke up, just went to bed or didn't sleep at all, good morning anyway. The DR hopes you enjoy your lovely, lacy decorations tied into chains and hung wall to wall.

Does that pair over there look familiar? That's because it is. You might even catch sight of a dusk fleeing with similarly familiar underwear.

It's not just brassieres and panties either. Boxers, briefs, knickers, and any other sort of underwear you care to name, if it goes under the clothes the dusks have gotten into it and anything else you might have kept in that drawer.

At least they're clean.]

[ooc: thread hopping is encouraged]

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[dilan]

[ WHY.

he doesn't look very comfortable when he discovers... this. ]

[ex_witchiest447]

Oh dear.

[ she voices out the least-concerning tone ever, noticing the pictures of a certain fox with a certain church boy flying everywhere near the pile of underwear. as she picks up one of the panties — hers, which is black lace — the photograph rests inside. ]

I guess it's time to watch the show, huh.

[mouseketeers]

[Well, at least his boxers aren't patterned with starfish or anything.]

[dawntildusk]

[BECAUSE.

Enjoy your new hat sir, it's extra lacy just for you.]

[dawntildusk]

[It's raining panties.

HALLELUJAH!]

[f1re0nthesun]

[this guy doesn't even OWN underwear. WHAT NOW, DUSKS.]

I bet this is making a lot of other people really unhappy.

[dawntildusk]

[Dildo sword fights. Obviously.]

[f1re0nthesun]

[oic. that would require an awfully long dildo, though, and he and Kai are p kinky sometimes, but not THAT kinky.]

[mouseketeers]

[He'll just politely ignore those. Should he go find an umbrella?]

[dawntildusk]

[If he wants. In fact it may be a good idea.

Especially since some dusks are also hurling other peoples sex toys at passers by.]

[dawntildusk]

[Nonsense, anything longer than half a ruler is perfectly adequate for beating others over the head.]

[f1re0nthesun]

[says you. i would much rather use a 15" double-ended dildo for flailing at people than an 8" one with balls attached. although maybe if it was one of the things that's the circumference of a soda can, that might work.]

[dawntildusk]

[What if Xigbars bought out the market for harassing coworkers in hilarious and unsubtle ways?]

not really here

[xigbar]

[ STOP GIVING AWAY MY SECRETS ]

[dawnrise]

[Oh sure, pick some of the most embarrassing pairs she owns.]

[mouseketeers]

[Maybe he'll just run.]

Re: not really here

[dawntildusk]

[IT'S ONLY SECRET WHEN YOU'RE SUBTLE. DISCRETION, LEARN YOU SOME, SIR.]

[dawntildusk]

[This works better when the dusks are not already everywhere.]

[dawntildusk]

[They don't discriminate, they probably got all the others too.]

[lightyin]

[Somehow, the dusks everywhere seem less strange than the underwear decorating the halls. Watch him attempt to ignore both.]

[dawntildusk]

[You just try ignoring us while we hurl sex toys at your head.]

[foxbutt]

[Now see, Even doesn't care too much about the panties or the projectile sex aides, because really all of that pales in comparison to the secrets of his that were hidden in someone else's underwear drawer. After all, there was so much more hidden away evidence than just the Roxas incident (and really that probably count among the milder things he's done shown in those photos since they included the incidents with Riku, Ienzo and Dulor as well.)

After barely managing to not just go curl up in the fetal position on the floor of his room, all he can really do about this is hunt down as many of the photos he can before someone comes after him.]

[daddyhasagun]

[shrieking there is so much shrieking coming from this hallway because Kira has had random Heartless stealing her clothes before but this takes the cake]

YOU PERVERTS! GIVE THOSE BACK!

[dawntildusk]

[NEVAR! We do not rest until this Dressing Room is covered.]

[foxbutt]

[There are no points for guessing who is mister crankypants right now.

Though since he's retrieving most of these photos by scent, tagging along would be an effective way to ensure she got all her underwear back. Assuming Xigbar even wants hers back at this stage.]