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DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY.

... Fill me in on your family name.

I'd love to tell you, but I don't know my parents.

Did I say dishonor? I meant a sentimental hug!

A clothed one.

[there goes his shirt, back on. he sighs.]

I guess that's a no.

[oh, no, he wants to see you do it. he outstretches his arms before--uh.]

... how do you do hugs, anyway?

How are we feminine?

[he shrugs.]

Eye of the beholder, I guess.

Depends on the beholder.

This one's a little... on the minute side.

[insert snicker here.]

[riku + riku = awesome sarcasm threads. ♥]

[of course. what else do you expect.]

You don't know how to hug?

[he stares.]

... yeah, I do. I meant how do you hug, in your, uh.

... travel-size form.

Travel size is the best size!

Hey, never said it was bad.

What I lack in size I make up for in heart!

[... and now Riku's sorry he brought that up.]

What?

[finally, he chuckles a little.]

Nothing.