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DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY.

What did you say, lizard?

Aw! How mean~ He does not! He's kinda cute.

He doesn't have. ...Ya know. Girlie things.

[nya;xrhio;bze i love you. XD]

[Roxas has his feet firmly planted on the ceiling. so he's upside down.]

Huh?

You can't tell me you don't.

He doesn't need them to look like a lady.

[wait a minute. he unzips his shirt, shows off his very manly chest.]

Do those look like breasts to you?

Oh, come on. Don't you see the muscles?

[he's trying not to be amused, but failing.]

... YOU.

Did you go through a shrinking spell?

[headtilt]

Nu-uh.

There are muscle women.

DISHONOR.

FOR EXPOSING YOURSELF.

Yeah, but they don't pull it off as well as he does.

On what family?

[oh mushu you struck a nerrrve. by the way i love you will you have my babies.]

You must be a different Organization insertnumberhere member.

But! He has muscles and stuff. That's not lady-like.

You are too young for that talk, young man!

Too young? I'm almost sixteen!

Neither is cross-dressing. I don't condemn that by the way.

... Fill me in on your family name.

I'm five. [holds up fingers. he doesn't actually have a number yet, so he's assuming Mushu meant his age.]

Too young! You should still be thinking about puppies and wooden swords!

Number five? Aren't there more of you?

But... he's not. [tilts her head to the side and looks very confused] I mean. He's wearing pants. You don't get much more guy-y than that, do you?

~~I do think about puppies and wooden swor--~~

Well, puppies are nice, but wooden swords stopped being cool a while ago.

I'd love to tell you, but I don't know my parents.

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