she would rather be poisoning pidgins in the park

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

[Not being a fan of most animals it's rather unusual for Vexen to be lurking around stables, but the hunt for information is hardly going to work around her personal distaste. At least, not without underlings. Which she doesn't have right now.

Just around a corner of the the building, a stalled River and Mountain chocobo takes interest in that long blonde hair and tries to preen it.

Vexen steps back to observe the huge black chocobo.

The chocobo just tilts it's head.]

Now aren't you a great ugly brute.

[Said chocobo, looking quite obviously offended, warks loudly at her. Puffing out it's feathers and lunging forward as much as it's closed stall will allow. While not necessarily an attack, it certainly startled Vexen enough to make her jump back a bit.

God does she hope no one saw that...]

Foul smelling too.

Comments

d e b u t!!

[rosered.livejournal.com]

[ The black coat is familiar, so is the terribly irate person wearing the coat. What isn't familiar is the combination of the coat and the terribly irate person because there's only one old woman she knows that owns one. It makes her wonder how, but it's no time to give away secrets.

She uses magic to appear behind the woman. ]

Eーven.

[ Surprise. ]

I thought you'd be wearing your usual coat today, but it looks like you've decided a change of wardrobe. Where did you get it...?

yay

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

[ffffff- that'll make her jump (again.)
SHE'LL JUST PRETEND THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN AND THAT SHE'S TOTALLY CALM AND COLLECTED WHEN SHE TURNS AROUND. She is not very convincing though.]

Change in management.

[rosered.livejournal.com]

[ She can tell. In fact, she can tell Even looks a tad aged, in comparison to the last time she spoke to her. Something's off, but maybe it's just something in the air. Oh, well. Braig smiles her usual smile, albeit happier. ]

Ooh? What did I miss? It's not like I'm at the castle twenty-four seven, you know.

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

[/grumpy pants forever]
I haven't been to the castle for a long time.

From what I know about this place, you might not necessarily be the you I know. Though you're definitely from much earlier on in events.

[chocobo: /omg, hair! In reach! omnomnom]

[rosered.livejournal.com]

[ That's okay she can be the cheshire in the duo!! ]

What are you talking about?

[ Braig is a smart girl. She doesn't mention dumb things like I SAW YOU JUST FIVE MINUTES AGO mO_Om when Even mentions something completely different. It doesn't help that she's in That Cloak. ]

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

All the people on this world are from different times and different universes leading to numerous doubles and glimpses of possible futures.

[Trying really hard not to twitch or react while one handedly trying to shoo the giant bird.]

[mendedcrayon.livejournal.com]

[Oh it was seen alright. And definitely not appreciated.]

Not the best idea to say those things to their faces...

[Especially when there's a particularly large chocobo not locked up due to Namine taking him out for a run. Said chocobo is looming behind Vexen now, looking very not happy.]

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

I hardly expect them to understand me.

[Admittedly this is probably much more dangerous for the chocobos than it is for her given her lack of ability to have qualms with running things through with giant icicles or freezing them solid for minor reasons. Even if she provoked them.]

[mendedcrayon.livejournal.com]

[True. But this Namine is rather fond of the chocobos, and is quite capable of of ripping Vexen's memories apart piece by piece. Rather quickly I might add.

She steps forward and places a hand on the chocobo's neck to calm him.]

You'd be surprised.

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

[Assuming she wasn't included as a target out of spite, the chocobo would still be dead and severing what little semblance of humanity a nobody has sounds like a terrible idea. With spectacularly fascinating 'going horribly horribly wrong' properties.]

The others I've met have been particularly dense.

[mendedcrayon.livejournal.com]

[As amusing as that would be, Namine wouldn't leave Vexen in a state where she'd be able to remember how to even walk, let alone cause trouble. She's grown up to have zero tolerance for sadists.]

Perhaps they dont think you're worth the trouble of talking to. And if you're just here to insult them, then I'd say they're right. Now, to be fair, I'll give you a warning. I'm rather fond of the chocobo's, so I'd rather you don't cause any trouble here. Okay?

[Yes that could quite possibly be a threat there. Coming from a Namine. Wow.]

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

[This is working with the assumption of from the ground up development including relearning things like basic motor functions. That's the trick.
Children start as little sociopaths and have to learn/develop not to be. You need emotion and this development to comprehend others feel pain or to see anything wrong with others feeling pain.
It'd not be sadistic at all, it would be complete and utter childish curiosity and want coupled with the complete absence of emotion/emotional comprehension to understand there being anything wrong with just taking.]

I only intend to collect data. Interference with that will be dealt with.

[She's working not to laugh at Namine making threats.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[chocobo ping! what are you doing around the chocobos, person-with-a-face-Ri-doesn't-like? he'll be approaching confidently, not really caring about stealth considering he's got a bunch of chocobo chicks trailing behind him and warking for more food]

... you shouldn't insult chocobos to their faces, they'll gut you in a second.

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

[Mental map making and collating data that will prove to be entirely worthless in the grand scheme of things that she'll store anyway because she'll refuse to admit the decision was complete waste of time...]

I suspect that would be difficult while frozen.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[he enjoys it when you get screwed :3 also, he's glaring at you for that threat]

They can gut you before you blink. Also, I'm here and I happen to like the chocobos when they're not threatened.

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

[Beware: She tends aim low with sharp objects and no warnings. She is not intimidated in the least because: lol, replicas.]

You'll have to forgive me for not caring; no heart, you know.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[that's okay he hits girls... and sometimes strings them across hallways by their entrails he's going to be unpenning that chocobo now, to send it to the field for a good run]

Oh, right. You have to forgive me if I end up painting the walls with bits of you. See, you have the face of someone I don't like.

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

[Her misandry is kind of spectacular.]

Not even going to try to differentiate yourself from the production line?

What possible value could there be in harming beasts unprovoked?

[shedhaveaheart.livejournal.com]

[And here we have another familiar face.]

I'm sure you've encountered worse.

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

And that means I should appreciate it, does it?

[SEE, ALL THAT BEING STARTLED BUSINESS TOTALLY NEVER HAPPENED IF SHE JUST PRETENDS TO BE TOTALLY CALM AND COMPOSED.]

[shedhaveaheart.livejournal.com]

Not in the least, unless it's to your liking.

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

It's most definitely not.

[shedhaveaheart.livejournal.com]

I'll keep it in mind, then.

[onezexydaddy.livejournal.com]

[Someone totaly saw that.]

Afraid of a giant chicken?

[This Zexion is dressed casually, no sign of the Organization coat.]

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

[Try to dodge the huge-arse icicle because she's not cleaning that up.]