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kingdomdressing2011-03-29 01:56 pm
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When in doubt, bake
[Kira might not be the brightest crayon in the box, but she can tell when something is bothering someone, especially if those someones are members of her family. There's a strange sort of tension in the air and she can't figure it out, which just makes her anxious. So, in an effort to calm herself down, Kira is baking. A lot. This kitchen has nearly every available surface covered in delicious baked goods, from cakes to pies and even homemade bread. One might even notice suspicious chocolate stains at the corner of Kira's lips, because she's been stress-eating everything chocolate that's been baked.]

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[With his mouth. He could eat all of these. Pumpkin pumpkin oh my god. Maybe he'll mix chocolate and pumpkin, oh my god.
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If you can eat a whole pie in ten minutes and wash the tin, I'll make this next pumpkin one just for you.
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You're on.
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[You have distracted him successfully. His sleeve is caught in the drawer.]
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It's a new recipe I found. So you have to tell me if it's good.
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[He pauses to check the time, then snatches one of those pies up and leans against the counter.]
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[such a beautiful relationship they have; Kira is getting all the pie fixings together~]
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[To demonstrate, he's going to stuff his face with pie. He will totally beat that ten minute mark with ease.]
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[it makes Kira happy to know that people like her food]
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[At least he's never reached skeletal status like his father. Oh no talking with his mouth full oh no.]
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Maybe all your pets keep you busy? How are they? Aren't you... growing something? It doesn't have lots of legs, does it?
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[She probably doesn't want to know.]
Oh. I changed Olivia's name.
[ps this is Olivia.]
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Oh? What's her new name then?
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Oliver.
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[you have distracted her now, so there's extra time on the clock!]
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[Om nom nom nom nom.]
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You should start a zoo or something.
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[He's nomming!!]
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I know you don't. But it's just an idea. Or you could take over a whole room just for your pets, like how Rikka has his studio.
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[He won't hear whatever she says next because he's just planted his face in what remains of the pie..]
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Aden!
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petspie! He is making appropriately disgusting noises as he finishes off that pie. Into the sink it goes!]no subject
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[He uses one hand to turn on the water and add some soap. The other hand is wiping pie off of his face and into his mouth.]
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wtf smalltext in the above comment, that was not supposed to happen :|a
i wondered about that
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