When in doubt, bake

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[Kira might not be the brightest crayon in the box, but she can tell when something is bothering someone, especially if those someones are members of her family. There's a strange sort of tension in the air and she can't figure it out, which just makes her anxious. So, in an effort to calm herself down, Kira is baking. A lot. This kitchen has nearly every available surface covered in delicious baked goods, from cakes to pies and even homemade bread. One might even notice suspicious chocolate stains at the corner of Kira's lips, because she's been stress-eating everything chocolate that's been baked.]

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[hallowedshore]

I could clean one out for you.

[With his mouth. He could eat all of these. Pumpkin pumpkin oh my god. Maybe he'll mix chocolate and pumpkin, oh my god. As if he's never done that before.]

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[that makes Kira giggle happily]

If you can eat a whole pie in ten minutes and wash the tin, I'll make this next pumpkin one just for you.

[hallowedshore]

[Would you just look at how he brightens. He's already going to fetch a fork.]

You're on.

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

Heh. You can be my test subject for triple chocolate pumpkin pie (http://www.yumsugar.com/Triple-Chocolate-Pumpkin-Pie-Recipe-6051979) then.

[hallowedshore]

Triple chocolate pumpkin what.

[You have distracted him successfully. His sleeve is caught in the drawer.]

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[success \o/]

It's a new recipe I found. So you have to tell me if it's good.

[hallowedshore]

Trust me, I'm more than happy to offer my services.

[He pauses to check the time, then snatches one of those pies up and leans against the counter.]

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

Good. Because I would've stuffed you with the pie anyway.

[such a beautiful relationship they have; Kira is getting all the pie fixings together~]

[hallowedshore]

I have plenty of space for stuffing.

[To demonstrate, he's going to stuff his face with pie. He will totally beat that ten minute mark with ease.]

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

I know. It's a wonder you're so skinny.

[it makes Kira happy to know that people like her food]

[hallowedshore]

Good genes?

[At least he's never reached skeletal status like his father. Oh no talking with his mouth full oh no.]

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[Kira doesn't mind really as long as you're not chewing obnoxiously in her face or anything]

Maybe all your pets keep you busy? How are they? Aren't you... growing something? It doesn't have lots of legs, does it?

[hallowedshore]

Nope, no legs. Or skin.

[She probably doesn't want to know.]

Oh. I changed Olivia's name.

[ps this is Olivia.]

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[Kira is used to your pets by now, though it's probably Aden's fault she's afraid of things with lots of legs]

Oh? What's her new name then?

[hallowedshore]

[Well he did try to put them in her clothes a lot as a kid. Quarter done on the pie, by the way.]

Oliver.

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

................. she's a boy? But didn't she have babies?

[you have distracted her now, so there's extra time on the clock!]

[hallowedshore]

No, not him. Unless those pellets were actually eggs.

[Om nom nom nom nom.]

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[Kira will get back to pie making! better omnom faster]

You should start a zoo or something.

[hallowedshore]

Right. I really want that kind of attention.

[He's nomming!!]

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[she looks like she's setting her fillings and such out~]

I know you don't. But it's just an idea. Or you could take over a whole room just for your pets, like how Rikka has his studio.

[hallowedshore]

I have a room. It's called the kitchen.

[He won't hear whatever she says next because he's just planted his face in what remains of the pie..]

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

[................ that's another great way to buy yourself more time]

Aden!

[hallowedshore]

[Om nom nom delicious pets pie! He is making appropriately disgusting noises as he finishes off that pie. Into the sink it goes!]

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

You're all messy!

[hallowedshore]

Isn't it great? I was really starting to feel all clean.

[He uses one hand to turn on the water and add some soap. The other hand is wiping pie off of his face and into his mouth.]