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[beforehehunted.livejournal.com]

[Roxas has gone exploring today. Not the wisest idea to go alone though. Especially when this place loves to mess with people like him.

And how is he being messed with? 

By opening a door and having a mountain of naughty magazines collapse on him.

This should end well.]

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[immunity]

[... give it a few seconds later, and she conveniently passes by and sees this mountain of unholy literature. Woe that she doesn't know who is buried underneath it. Wrinkles her nose a little.]

Geez, even here?

[And she picks them up one by one since kids might get to them :|]

[beforehehunted.livejournal.com]

[Well, the mountain is moving, since he's struggling to get out. T_T]

[immunity]

[.... jolts back, OH GOD WHAT IF IT'S A PERVERT.

Weapon, weapon--]

[beforehehunted.livejournal.com]

[Well that's a hand appearing out of the pile. A hand that's now trying to dig the rest of himself out. Sob how can magazines be so heavy?]

[immunity]

[DO YOU SEE THIS.

THIS IS A PORTRAIT OF ANSEM.

GOD KNOWS WHERE IT CAME FROM BUT. SHE'S POSING IT AT THE READY TO BE SMACKED UPON THY HEAD, JUST IN CASE. With her other free hand, she helps him dig himself out. It's a fifty fifty chance it's a pervert or some helpless chap so. She'll take her chances. WHAT IS REGARD FOR PERSONAL SAFETY.]

[beforehehunted.livejournal.com]

[Oh thankyou for the help. But he will be traumatized forever if he sees any part of Ansem that is not seen in the games. :|

With her help though, he's able to get his head and arms out of the pile of naughtiness. FRESH AIR. HOW I MISSED YOU.]

[immunity]

[Ansem/Guardian porn almost being smacked over your head-- WAIT SCREECH. Wait.]

... Roxas?

[._.]

[beforehehunted.livejournal.com]

[Ansem/Guardian porn what? D:

......W-what are these inappropriate images on these books? D: Why is he buried in these things SOB.

You will never see him redder than he is at this moment. STRUGGLES TO GET OUT.]

[immunity]

[HELPS HIM OUT, dropping her weapon-porn for now.]

[hayners.livejournal.com]

[ When he heard a loud noise (being the magazines) he ran to the source to make sure no one was hurt-- . . . . . . ]

[beforehehunted.livejournal.com]

[Then Hayner will witness a moving pile of porn as Roxas struggles to escape it.]

[hayners.livejournal.com]

[ I AM TWELVE, WHAT IS THIS-- dajskkdjn he'll. start. kicking the things away while looking away (best plan ever) to try and help Roxas. ]

[beforehehunted.livejournal.com]

[He is sorry that you have been traumatized like this, kid.

Oh hey they've freed his head and arms. FRESH AIR YAY.]

[hayners.livejournal.com]

[ He'll stop kicking after a little while, his arms going to cover his face oh god oh man oh god. ]

You okay!?

[beforehehunted.livejournal.com]

I-I think so.

[Freedom!

He hasn't even noticed what's on the magazines yet..]

[hayners.livejournal.com]

Oh god, just don't look down, dude.

[beforehehunted.livejournal.com]

What?

[And of course you know he's going to look without even thinking.



.....asldkfkjasl;;djfalsdfja so freakin red.]

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

That's some heavy reading, there.

[bwahaha he made himself giggle. but he's reaching down to start brushing those magazines off, before noticing what they are]

UGH!!

[beforehehunted.livejournal.com]

[He does not appreciate that joke given the current situation.

Some help please? He's struggling to get out, but he's having some trouble.]

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

[he's trying! he's trying! he eventually finds your hand and gives it a tug]

Hey, are you okay?

[beforehehunted.livejournal.com]

[With Sora's help he manages to get his top half free of the magazines at least.]

I think so..Thankyou.

[Hasn't seen what's on the magazines yet...]

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

[he'll continue to help until you're free]

I didn't know there was a porn closet.

[beforehehunted.livejournal.com]

A what?

[...Looks back at the magazines-FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS DECENT, WHY AREN'T THOSE WOMEN WEARING CLOTHES???]

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

[Sora is about 70% gay so the boobs might as well b elbows, but he is still turning red and looking away]

Geez... gross.

[beforehehunted.livejournal.com]

[And Roxas is from the 15th century. COVER YOURSELVES, WOMEN.

Not looking. Not looking. So freaking red.]