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[Roxas has gone exploring today. Not the wisest idea to go alone though. Especially when this place loves to mess with people like him.

And how is he being messed with?

By opening a door and having a mountain of naughty magazines collapse on him.

This should end well.]

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[... give it a few seconds later, and she conveniently passes by and sees this mountain of unholy literature. Woe that she doesn't know who is buried underneath it. Wrinkles her nose a little.]

Geez, even here?

[And she picks them up one by one since kids might get to them :|]

[Well, the mountain is moving, since he's struggling to get out. T_T]

[.... jolts back, OH GOD WHAT IF IT'S A PERVERT.

Weapon, weapon--]

[Well that's a hand appearing out of the pile. A hand that's now trying to dig the rest of himself out. Sob how can magazines be so heavy?]

[DO YOU SEE THIS.

THIS IS A PORTRAIT OF ANSEM.

GOD KNOWS WHERE IT CAME FROM BUT. SHE'S POSING IT AT THE READY TO BE SMACKED UPON THY HEAD, JUST IN CASE. With her other free hand, she helps him dig himself out. It's a fifty fifty chance it's a pervert or some helpless chap so. She'll take her chances. WHAT IS REGARD FOR PERSONAL SAFETY.]

[Oh thankyou for the help. But he will be traumatized forever if he sees any part of Ansem that is not seen in the games. :|

With her help though, he's able to get his head and arms out of the pile of naughtiness. FRESH AIR. HOW I MISSED YOU.]

[Ansem/Guardian porn almost being smacked over your head-- WAIT SCREECH. Wait.]

... Roxas?

[._.]

[ When he heard a loud noise (being the magazines) he ran to the source to make sure no one was hurt-- . . . . . . ]

[Ansem/Guardian porn what? D:

......W-what are these inappropriate images on these books? D: Why is he buried in these things SOB.

You will never see him redder than he is at this moment. STRUGGLES TO GET OUT.]

[Then Hayner will witness a moving pile of porn as Roxas struggles to escape it.]

[HELPS HIM OUT, dropping her weapon-porn for now.]

[FREEEEEEDOOOOOM.

Totally moving away from those magazines now.]

T-thankyou...

What just. Happened.

I just, opened that door and, those...B-books, fell on top of me.

[Not even looking at them askdjf.]

[Watch her pick one up unfazed and look through the pages uninterestedly.]

I think you'd be crazy to call these books anyway.

[He is now staring at her. W-why is she reading it? D:]

[... notices him staring and promptly drops it, going red.]

... i-it's kind of almost normal in my time so... I'm not. As bothered.

..Why is...that, normal?

[How could something like that be normal?!?]

W-well people are more... open to... ideas. There really is almost no modesty in our time so.

[She's got her fair share of perverts and assholes in high school, but she's learn to deal with it -- a smack with a book helps with that.]

[...He just cant imagine that. Or, he doesn't want to. You time sounds crazy to him.]

[/)_(\ she's sorry.]

[He's just very much not used to it yet.

Glances at the magazines. They should probably get these out of the way in case a kid comes a long, huh?]

[Y-yeah. But she's quiet while she does it though. He must think she's so weird :c]

[No. Just her time. She hasn't done anything to make him think she's weird.

So trying not to look at anything as he helps put them away.]

I-I can clean up here alone if you want, if it makes you feel uncomfortable.

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