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[In what is quite possibly a welcome respite from the oddities of the bodyswap, here's something profoundly normal: a tiny easily-pissed-off blond stomping more than a little irritatedly through the halls. Either he's looking for something, or he's just in a bad mood.

He can't possibly have ended up affected by the mess that's going on now, right?]

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That's just another word for sexual tension.

[yes she totally did just say that]

Bullshit.

You shouldn't use such rude language.

I'll use whatever language I want.

But it's rude. And I'm still right.

Actually no you aren't, unless you're saying I want to bone Squall.

[she wrinkles her nose at your language, then blinks and looks thoughtful]

... Squall? Where have I heard-- oh, you mean Leon?

Squall Leonhart. No idea who 'Leon' is.

Tall, brown hair, scar across his face, likes lots of leather and belts.

[Kira's face goes faintly pink]

He has a gunblade.

Yeah, sounds like him.

Then that's Leon. He changed his name a long time ago. Hmmm. I thought he was with Cloud though.

[here's a girl who indulges in gossip]

Squall's with Rinoa.

I'm not sure who Rinoa is, but the Leon I know is with Cloud, last I knew. They're very cute together.

That's nice.

Of course it's nice! They're very good looking together, even if Cloud has a bigger sword than Leon's.

[innuendo what]

Whatever you say.

I did just say it.

I noticed.

Then why did you say "if you say so"? I said it. And I wouldn't have said it if I didn't mean it.

Because I don't actually care who has the bigger sword.

Oh, you have a gunblade too, don't you? I think Hayner said something about it. You must be really good.

[flattery, you can has it]

Of course I am.

Do you like fighting?

It's not bad, I guess.

Do you also enjoy beating up on people weaker than you, like a big bully?