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[stillderpy.livejournal.com]

[Ah, Thanksgiving. See Ven. See Ven in the kitchen trying to help prepare things because goodness knows he can't let his poor pregnant wife do all the cooking. See Ven pretty much inspect the turkey.

Yeah, he does this first, looking completely bewildered. And no, the bird is actually bigger.

No, he's not alone. His chronoaetas is with him, and she's just. Facepalming at what her father is doing. Someone better save her from humiliation help her?]

[ooc: Backdated to thanksgiving.]

Comments

[stilltops.livejournal.com]

... Ven, what are you doing?

[S-so amused.]

[stillderpy.livejournal.com]

[Liana breathes a loud "THANK GOD" when Aunt Aqua shows up, and Ven just looks at his pregnant older sister.]

... you mean we just shove it in there?

[I'm sorry, Liana's just going hide her face in that corner. HE SAYS DON'T JUDGE, I NEVER STEPPED IN THE KITCHEN DURING THANKSGIVING.]

hngh english

[stilltops.livejournal.com]

...sort of.

[Aunt Aqua is here to save the daaaay /o/]

Do you want me to help?

english says i wuv u

[stillderpy.livejournal.com]

You sure you're feeling fine?

i love you more?

[stilltops.livejournal.com]

I'm fine, Ven.

I love you most?

[stillderpy.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay--

[Backs off from the bird.]

ihu

[stilltops.livejournal.com]

[Good little brother. c: Goes to wash her hands first.]

:>

[stillderpy.livejournal.com]

Anything I can do to help?

[Usually they'd be on Heartless eliminating duty, but since there's none of that now.]

;o;

[stilltops.livejournal.com]

Is the rest of the food made?

[come here and let me put my hands inside you, turkey.]

[stillsmelly.livejournal.com]

... Ven?

[chronoaetas.livejournal.com]

Mom. Help.

[Dad's being derpy at the turkey.]

[stillsmelly.livejournal.com]

What are you doing, exactly?

[Ren's clinging to her side, just giggling.]

[stillderpy.livejournal.com]

Won't the turkey explode or something if we just... ram in the stuffing there?

[HE DOESN'T GET COOKING LOGIC. This is why he's not allowed in the kitchen.]

[stillsmelly.livejournal.com]

No, because the stuffing isn't made of explosives.

[She laughs, handing Auren over to Li so that she can help Ven.]

[stillderpy.livejournal.com]

[Okay, he'll step aside a little BUT HE'S HOVERING WORRIEDLY.]

[stillsmelly.livejournal.com]

[Watch the expert. Okay, well not expert, but she learned a thing or two along the years. There. Turkey = stuffed.]

[stillderpy.livejournal.com]

...

[No, he will never get cooking logic. Ever.]

[not-ahero.livejournal.com]

[Please excuse him he'll just be LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF.

Before his Dad whacks him playfully over the back of the head and walks over to help Ven.]

[stillderpy.livejournal.com]

[Liana says I have a frying pan, I will smack you with it, I swear to god.

Dude, how do you stuff turkeys. I mean, just ramming the stuffing up there is bad, right DX]

[finallya-hero.livejournal.com]

[He says just be thankful I'm not flirting with you in front of your Dad yet]

Here, Ven. I got it.

[Let him handle the meat stuff. You go do the potatoes or something like a good derp.]

[stillderpy.livejournal.com]

[/SMACK]

But--

[finallya-hero.livejournal.com]

[/LAUGHS]

No buts. Now stop staring at the turkeys, and let me do this part.

[Yes, he is drawing attention to your inspection of the turkey earlier. You have no idea how much self control it took not to laugh as much as his troublemaker son did.]

[stillderpy.livejournal.com]

[/KICKS IN THE SHIN

... oh fine. Uh. What does he do.]

[finallya-hero.livejournal.com]

[/OW HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR

Vegetables? Or mashed potato? He's just stuffing the bird for him, then seeing if Ven knows what to do next, so he could always just wait until he gives it back.]

[stillderpy.livejournal.com]

[JUST SHUT UP, CHILI :|

Mashing things sounds doable P: ]