It's EVERYWHERE.

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

[When your three year old starts making funny faces, it can mean one of a few things. It could mean that he's trying on new expressions. It could mean that he's about five seconds away from an epic meltdown of a tantrum. In this case, it means that he's about to spew.

Sora was just innocently waddling down the hall when it happened -- volcanic, projectile vomiting, and now it is everywhere -- his clothes, his neck, his face, and it smells horrible. And now Rikka's crying. And Sora has closed his eyes, looking utterly green because now he feels like he's going to throw up too. Halp.]

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[nitroaddict.livejournal.com]

Now see, that would be why I do not have kids.

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

*his eyes are still closed (as his eyelashes are now... wet), and he takes a shuddering slow breath so he doesn't retch everywhere*

... k-kids are... a-a joy...

[nitroaddict.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure. If you like being covered in carrots. At least, I think those are carrots. They could be chilis. What do you think?

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

... it's chili.

*he cracks an eye open, looking around for the nearest washroom, not even bothering to calm Rikka down right now*

[nitroaddict.livejournal.com]

Good stuff. I like a little oregano in mine. Goes good in bombs, too. Speaking of bombs, he looks like he might explode again.

/flees to bed

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Ugh.

[Seriously considering just going back the way she came, Larxene gets ahold of Akane's shirt so she doesn't go on ahead of her.]

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

*Sora is just stunned -- yeah, Akane may or may not have been impressed with that*

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

[Akane is not impressed! It stinks. B| which might make her hork up her own lunch if she and Larx hang around too long.]

Don't you just love kids?

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

... I... I d-do...

*he loves Rikka, but he wishes he hadn't seen... er, tasted that omigod*

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

[Ew.]

Good luck with that.

[Don't laugh now, Larx, your daughter's looking a little green herself. The power of suggestion is amazing, isn't it?]

Zexion here will kill me in my sleep for sure but... I'll be laughing my butt off until then!

[cuteandschemy.livejournal.com]

[He was just coming around the corner up ahead when it happened. Now he's standing there, blinking. And covering his nose as it's assaulted with the smell of vomit of course.]

XD

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

*it's not that bad until you're... well, covered in it; Sora just sort of trembles, stunned -- he doesn't do so well with this vomiting stuff, though he can handle the other gross bodily functions*

[cuteandschemy.livejournal.com]

[Sensitive nose is sensitive. But at least he's got a pretty strong stomache when it comes to this kind of thing so he won't be following Rikka's example. Although to him it sure looks like Sora will. So hang on, he's finding the bathroom in this hall and opening the door for you. Before you blow chunks all over your kid or soemthing...]

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

*that's a good idea, and him blowing chunks all over Rikka would be hilarious to the mun; he'll be making a beeline for the bathroom so that he can sit Rikka down in the bathtub long enough to barf in the toilet*

[cuteandschemy.livejournal.com]

[Just staying in the doorway, looking the other way and frowning. That's so gross. He is going to wait around and make sure everything is okay though.]

[hallowedshore]

... oh, that's what that noise was.

[Ew. Even Aden has to wrinkle his nose at that. It's only his head visible, peering out of that room up ahead.]

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

*when he comes out of his stupor, he retches once, and that sets him off -- brb, covering Rikka's eyes while he... uh... adds to the nasty by throwing up in someone's doorway ;; he doesn't do well with vomiting*

well that was epic fail

[hallowedshore]

Gross.

[That might be a compliment coming from him. But he's taking pity on the scene, moving away from the door while rolling up his sleeves.]

I was confused, it's early

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

*he finally just has to kneel, because his joints are loose with the weight of the twins on him, but herds Rikka closer to his side, not sure who's talking*

I have no idea why I tagged with that journal, I'm not even doing anything with her right now ;;

[hallowedshore]

Here, let me take him, and you can clean yourself up.

[Will Sora object to him taking Rikka? Aside from the smell, vomit doesn't bother him in the least.]

[runawaycrayon.livejournal.com]

[Oh...My...God.

That look of horror though is quickly replaced with pity and she's hurrying over.]

Sora, there's a bathroom a couple of doors down. I can look after him while you get cleaned up if you want?

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

*Sora will waste no time in handing Rikka over to you, Nami -- he'll also be waddling epic fast toward that bathroom; insert barfing sounds here; and it's not long until he's cleaned his face up and comes back out, still looking a bit green*

[runawaycrayon.livejournal.com]

[He will return to see Namine entertaining Rikka with her usual method; making the pictures and colours in her sketch book move around! The colours even change at some points. Current picture: Chocobo's. Look at them run!

Namine looks up too give Sora a small smile when he comes out.]

Feeling a little better?

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

*Rikka is entirely enamored by this skill, and it never gets old -- he does look pretty sick still, but he's quietly watching, touching his chubby fingers to the paper with delight; Sora can't help but smile a little at how good she is with him*

... thanks. I think we both need a good bath.

[runawaycrayon.livejournal.com]

That's probably a good idea.

[She'll take the chocobo page out of the sketchbook to give to Rikka. It'll still keep moving around for a while after it's removed, so it should keep him distracted enough hopefully.]