It's EVERYWHERE.

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

[When your three year old starts making funny faces, it can mean one of a few things. It could mean that he's trying on new expressions. It could mean that he's about five seconds away from an epic meltdown of a tantrum. In this case, it means that he's about to spew.

Sora was just innocently waddling down the hall when it happened -- volcanic, projectile vomiting, and now it is everywhere -- his clothes, his neck, his face, and it smells horrible. And now Rikka's crying. And Sora has closed his eyes, looking utterly green because now he feels like he's going to throw up too. Halp.]

Comments

[nitroaddict.livejournal.com]

Now see, that would be why I do not have kids.

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

*his eyes are still closed (as his eyelashes are now... wet), and he takes a shuddering slow breath so he doesn't retch everywhere*

... k-kids are... a-a joy...

[nitroaddict.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure. If you like being covered in carrots. At least, I think those are carrots. They could be chilis. What do you think?

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

... it's chili.

*he cracks an eye open, looking around for the nearest washroom, not even bothering to calm Rikka down right now*

[nitroaddict.livejournal.com]

Good stuff. I like a little oregano in mine. Goes good in bombs, too. Speaking of bombs, he looks like he might explode again.

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

... ohmigod.

*you're right -- the little silver-haired boy is squirming again, hiccuping pitifully, and luckily that is a washroom just four doors down -- he will waddle as fast as waddle-fu will allow him*

[nitroaddict.livejournal.com]

I would suggest you point him away from your face this time.

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

I didn't know he was going to throw up everywhere! And besides, I... don't think it's coming out of his face this time.

*he pushes the door shut and... things got gross pretty fast in there! at least he got him to the toilet fast enough*

[nitroaddict.livejournal.com]

So tell me how that goes! Actually on second thought don't, I don't want to think of how it could be escaping him this time.

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

Whatever! Who are you, anyways?

*he shouts from behind the door, cleaning his child up*

[nitroaddict.livejournal.com]

Vincenzo Santorini, demolitions expert at your service. Not so much right now of course, as your son seems to be your own explosive device.

/flees to bed

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Ugh.

[Seriously considering just going back the way she came, Larxene gets ahold of Akane's shirt so she doesn't go on ahead of her.]

Zexion here will kill me in my sleep for sure but... I'll be laughing my butt off until then!

[cuteandschemy.livejournal.com]

[He was just coming around the corner up ahead when it happened. Now he's standing there, blinking. And covering his nose as it's assaulted with the smell of vomit of course.]

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

*he can't help but give a wry chuckle at that, and has wrangled Rikka out of his clothes and into a little robe that's just a bit too big*

Wasn't my intention. Sora, nice to meet you.

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

*Sora is just stunned -- yeah, Akane may or may not have been impressed with that*

XD

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

*it's not that bad until you're... well, covered in it; Sora just sort of trembles, stunned -- he doesn't do so well with this vomiting stuff, though he can handle the other gross bodily functions*

[hallowedshore]

... oh, that's what that noise was.

[Ew. Even Aden has to wrinkle his nose at that. It's only his head visible, peering out of that room up ahead.]

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

*when he comes out of his stupor, he retches once, and that sets him off -- brb, covering Rikka's eyes while he... uh... adds to the nasty by throwing up in someone's doorway ;; he doesn't do well with vomiting*

well that was epic fail

[hallowedshore]

Gross.

[That might be a compliment coming from him. But he's taking pity on the scene, moving away from the door while rolling up his sleeves.]

I was confused, it's early

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

*he finally just has to kneel, because his joints are loose with the weight of the twins on him, but herds Rikka closer to his side, not sure who's talking*

I have no idea why I tagged with that journal, I'm not even doing anything with her right now ;;

[hallowedshore]

Here, let me take him, and you can clean yourself up.

[Will Sora object to him taking Rikka? Aside from the smell, vomit doesn't bother him in the least.]

pffft, 's ok

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

*he finally recognizes your voice (and scent -- it was hard to smell through the regurgitated chili, cupcake and apple), and looks at you like he never thought he'd see you again; he trusts you enough, and nods, using the door frame to pull himself up, wincing at the pressure in his knees*

... I wanna go to our room. I want a shower.

*if he doesn't get this shit out of his hair and clothes, he'll do it again*

[hallowedshore]

[Yeah, well... he would've felt guilty if he'd just left him like this. He'll be sure to hold Rikka well away from him, grinning down at him. Sotiny.]

I figured. Lead the way?

[mamaxsky.livejournal.com]

*and he's hiccuping little puke-bubbles, how charming; Rikka doesn't like being held like that at all and starts to squirm and whine; Sora meanwhile will just waddle penguin-like to their room, which is nice and clean and vomit free*

Do you think you can manage sticking him in a bath? I don't want him to get... crusty.

[hallowedshore]

[He's adorable, but not enough that Aden is willing to get vomit all over his shirt. He follows Sora with some distance, just in case.]

Sure, I can do that.