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[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

THAT'S IT, I'M RUNNING AWAY.

I'M NOT GOING UNDERWEAR SHOPPING WITH MOM AND JASPER.

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[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

...I want an awesome sword...

I DO NOT!

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

Too bad. You can't have it, it's mine~

YES, YOU DO. THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK LIKE IN A FEW YEARS SO JUST GET USED TO IT.

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

...Well! I'll--! I don't need your stupid sword anyways! I'll get something cooler.

NUH UH. YOUR OUTFIT LOOKS WEIRD AND STUPID AND WHY DOES IT HAVE A HULA SKIRT.

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

There's nothing cooler than my sword.

IT'S NOT A HULA SKIRT, IT'S A BATTLE CAPE AND IT SIGNIFIES MY AWESOME DARKNESS SO JUST SHUT UP AND GO AWAY.

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? What about a tank?

IT SO IS. YOU JUST LIKE WEARING SKIRTS YOU WEIRDO. AND YOUR OUTFIT LOOKS REALLY UNCOMFY YOU MUST REALLY BE SWEATY AND STINKY.

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

I'll just cut it in half with my awesome sword.

S-SHUT UP, I SMELL LIKE A FRESH SUMMER EVENING, THAT'S WHAT IT SAID ON THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE.

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

Not if I blast you to a bazillion bits first!

YOU PROBABLY SMELL LIKE CROTCH AND FISH. YOU SMELL LIKE CROTCH FISH!

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

I have awesome armor, too! It'll blast your bits right back at you! HA!

FLDSJFK;DJDF;NFASFSLS;DSJK VEXEN TOLD ME THAT I SMELL REALLY PRETTY! HE'S WAY SMARTER THAN YOU ARE!!

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

You won't have a chance to cuz I'll ninja my way away!

I DON'T KNOW WHO VEXEN IS, BUT HE'S PROBABLY JUST AS WEIRD AND SMELLY AS YOU.

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right! I'll just throw giant balls of DARKNESS at you! They'll blow you up!

NUH-UH, HE'S AN AWESOME SCIENTIST WHO DOES REALLY COOL SCIENCE STUFF. HE COULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF WITH ACID! YEAH!

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

You can't hit me though cuz I'm a ninja! I'll stab you in the FACE before you know what hit ya!

YEAH RIGHT. I BET YOU'RE GAY FOR HIM, AREN'T YOU? YOU'RE GAY FOR HIM AND HIS SCIENCE STUFF AND YOUR BOY BITS ARE GONNA FALL OFF HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

No way! I'll dodge so fast you can't even see me and then I'll cut your HAIR off, hahaha!

J-JUST SHUT UP ABOUT VEXEN, HE'S WAY BETTER THAN YOU! I BET HE COULD MAKE YOUR BOYPARTS FALL OFF JUST BY LOOKING AT YOU! THEN YOU'LL CRY LIKE THE ITTY BITTY BABY YOU ARE