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[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

THAT'S IT, I'M RUNNING AWAY.

I'M NOT GOING UNDERWEAR SHOPPING WITH MOM AND JASPER.

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[tiniestheart.livejournal.com]

Come and play with us instead!

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

Anything's better than shopping for new underwear. Mom always tries to buy me the one with flames on it and I want the dinosaurs.

What're we playin'?

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

SH-SHUT UP! IT'S NOT FUNNY. I'LL SERIOUSLY DO IT.

[tiniestheart.livejournal.com]

You can say that again! But flames aren't so bad...

Hide-and-seek, at the moment! I got some of the big kids to play with me!

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

I don't get moms sometimes. I really don't. But they're not dinosaurs and I want the dinosaurs! Dinosaurs are cooler. Flames don't eat people!

Sounds fine to me. You sure the big kids aren't jerks this time?

[tiniestheart.livejournal.com]

Your mom's extra strange, though. She hangs around with giiiirls. Why not flaming dinosaurs?

I'm sure! They're all really really nice! I met my big kid self too!

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

H-hey! She's-- well, yeah, I guess. But at least Jasper's nice and mom likes her. Even if they do keep trying to buy me flame frickin' undies. ...You should be a professional idea person when you grow up.

Well... alright. Is my big kid self 'round here too?

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

I'm six and one fourth! A-AND STOP LAUGHING. I'LL... I'LL BITE YOUR KNEES OFF!

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA

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[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

Is... is that--?

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

HEY, DON'T LAUGH AT ME OR I'LL--

...big kid me?

[tiniestheart.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should just ask them nicely? Since they're nice enough, they might listen to you. You'll have to be my right hand man!

Yup! But I haven't talked to him yet.

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

You'll what? Headbutt me?

Nah, he's an idiot. I'm better than him.

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

What happened? Didja like, shoot your eye out or something? That's why my mom won't buy me a BBGUN.

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

Eh, maybe... Heh, I'm sure you could handle on your own. But alright.

I betcha I'm still taller than Sora.

[tiniestheart.livejournal.com]

I can't run a business by myself! I've gotta have someone helping me.

You probably are! I don't doubt it.

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Right in the kidneys!

But. You look at me... except I'm pretty sure mom wouldn't let me go outside in that outfit.

[gayboyintights.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD COME TO NEVERLAND! You never have to go underwear shopping in Neverland! You don't even have to wear underwear in Neverland! It'll be great!

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

That sucks.

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[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

Really? I gotta tell Sora and Kai--

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

WHY ARE YOUR PANTS SO TIGHT?!

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

You got a BBGUN?!

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

I'll just stab you with my awesome sword.

Hey, it's not my fault that you grow up to be a sexually frusterated teenage boy with a fondness for flowy fabrics!