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[fruming.livejournal.com]

[hi dressing room, there's suddenly a very large CRASH as a bandersnatch comes barreling through a wall, skidding to a stop after crashing through a couple of tables, a lamp, and a couch. there's dust flying everywhere now, and bits of wall littering the floor. the hole seals itself up almost immediately, which the bandersnatch discovers once it's realized that this is not where it meant to end up, and turns ponderously around to leave, only to find that it can't. cue headbutting of the wall, and clawing at it in distress, which leaves large gouges in the wall that heal over just as quickly.]

((ooc: sorry hi, I went on another AiW binge. at least I don't have to be clever for this one, like I did with the Hatter. >_>;;))

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[seasides]

[...holy crap that is a big animal thing. hey, bandersnatch, there's a dude over here, and he has freshly baked muffins. what you gonna do.]

[fruming.livejournal.com]

[well, I'm going to continue trying to dig through the wall, that's what. those muffins smell pretty awesome, though, so after a moment it'll stop clawing and huffing agitatedly and look back around to see what that smell is.]

[seasides]

....u-uh. Hey there.

[oh my god don't eat me please. he'll just... hold out the plate for the big... thing.]

[fruming.livejournal.com]

[BELLOWS, and bounds the twenty or so feet over to him, pulling up sharply and scooping up all the muffins with its giant tongue, practically inhaling them, and covering Kai's hand and forearm with slobber.]

[seasides]

[AGH DON'T EAT ME- oh. ew, but at least he's still whole.]

Er...

[fruming.livejournal.com]

[snorgles his hair curiously, and possibly as thanks. possibly also to check for more muffins, not that it was really able to taste much of anything, with such relatively tiny muffins going into such a gigantic mouth. THEY SMELLED GOOD, THOUGH.

when no more food is forthcoming, it huffs at him and pads back to its spot by the wall, scratching at it a little less enthusiastically now.]

[seasides]

[he follows slowly, looking uncertain.]

It's not going to let you through, big guy.

[knockalilharder.livejournal.com]

Ugh you again. Don't you things ever learn to just stay away?

[ooc: I know she's an original char, but she's lived in Wonderland for many years xD, so hope you don't mind]

[fruming.livejournal.com]

[flicks a stubby ear in the girl's direction. tones of vague disgust/unhappiness with/loathing of are do not want. 8( it turns around and snorts at her, ears flattened against its head, claws gouging the floor.]

[knockalilharder.livejournal.com]

Hey don't snort at me, and besides the more you claw the more you're just gonna tear it up... and than where will you be.

[fruming.livejournal.com]

[huffs and snorts at her, stomping its front paws a little, obviously warming up to a charge. get your silly logics out of here, tiny human. 8U]

[knockalilharder.livejournal.com]

[Raises a brow, than pulls out her revolver.]

I haven't had practice in awhile. Wanna play?

[fruming.livejournal.com]

[bellows at her and charges, smashing through another couch on the way to her, heedless of any damage it might suffer if the girl can fight.]

[missing-crayon.livejournal.com]

[...Okay. There is now one very intimidated little girl staring at you, Bandersnatch.]

[fruming.livejournal.com]

[whuffs at the wall that is NOT LETTING IT GO BACK THROUGH TO HOME, and digs furiously at the base of the wall for a moment before sitting back on its haunches expectantly to watch the sizable hole repair itself, which prompts a dismayed moaning growl.]

[missing-crayon.livejournal.com]

[A-awwwww. Poor Bandersnatch. Namine's going to inch closer a bit.]

That wont work...

[fruming.livejournal.com]

[wharrrrrrrrrg-- ohi. turns and sniffs at her curiously. blond people are A-OK IN MY BOOK, no matter how tiny they are.]

[missing-crayon.livejournal.com]

[Caaaaaaarefully reaches out to pet it.]

[fruming.livejournal.com]

[ :O lays down properly so tiny blond person can reach more, and rumbles happily. petting is good.]

[madvaporskillz.livejournal.com]

[Well now, isn't that a sight to see?]

[fruming.livejournal.com]

[no u. it hasn't noticed Chessur yet, and is still digging furiously at the wall and floor, and huffing anxiously.]

[madvaporskillz.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid you won't find egress that way.

[fruming.livejournal.com]

[aaaaaa. snorts in surprise and whirls around comically, and then deflates with the kind of "oh, it's just YOU" air that many people and creatures probably have around Chess.]

[madvaporskillz.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, he gets that a lot.]

Besides, the walls are the least interesting of things to be found.

[fruming.livejournal.com]

[makes an irritated huffy noise as if to say "you are the LEAST HELPFUL cat ever B|", and approaches Chessur cautiously, because even if he's annoying and non-edible, he smells familiar and is someone it vaguely knows, which is a good start.]