The best times you'll never remember;

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[There's a rather strange sight to be seen in one of the dressing room's main rooms today as Roxas and Ven break out into a dance. Yes, wearing costumes and all, the two are singing in sync--]

Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!

[In which they proceed to dance around in circles, flailing their hands about and singing 'ding' repeatedly. Why are they doing it? No one really knows, but the strong smell of alcohol in the air- and on their breath- might have something to do with it.]

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[f-iery.livejournal.com]

But you have to! The yes can cure anything!

[dawnrise]

Including stupid?

[Wrinkles her nose. No way is he getting her to move.]

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

I dunno! Maybe! I guess we'll have to test it on you.

[He's totally running in place while he tries to push her.]

[dawnrise]

[Good thing she is bracing herself-- wait a minute.]

I'm not the stupid one here.

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, good thing. He grins at her and giggles.]

Well I'm not.

[dawnrise]

[Roxae should not giggle. Riku's waiting for the world to implode now or something.]

That's what you think.

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

That's what she said.

[No that didn't make sense, but Roxas doesn't care.]

*punts LJ and its lack of notifs off a cliff*

[dawnrise]

[She is so confused. You know what just- facepalm.]

Why don't you just go back to dancing?

*shakes fist at it*

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

Kay!

[Commence the fork in the garbage disposal dance again.]

[dawnrise]

[If she just starts backing away can she escape?]

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

Wai-Wai-Wait!

[Apparently not. He pouts at her.]

Come ooooon, Riku! You have to have fun some time!

[dawnrise]

We've been over this, Roxas. And this is not my type of fun.

[She doesn't sound harsh - just very amused.]

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

Well I only know one other kind of fun and we've already been there, done that.

[Forgive him, he's wasted.]

[dawnrise]

[She bristles up immediately at that, and glares at him. That caught her off guard, and she quickly looks around to make sure no one she knows was around to hear that.]

Roxas.

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

Riku.

[Mimics her tone.]

[dawnrise]

[Stares at him.]

Exactly what did you drink?

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

I didn't! Ate something--

[He looks off to the side and mutters--]

Maybe it was those apples again...

[dawnrise]

Apples.

[Well, it has to be better than brownies.]

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

Me and my brother, Riku, don't even bother asking about that one almost ate apples that tasted like vodka once.

[dawnrise]

[...wtf did you get into, Roxas.]

Really.

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Wasn't enough to get me drunk though.

[He snorts.]

Believe me, it takes a lot for that.

[dawnrise]

I'm sure it does.

[She's going to find out what he's gotten into later, and stay away from it. Because Riku has had alcohol all of twice in her life and has no idea how she really reacts to it.]

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Normally, Roxas can handle it well. But he won't be remembering any of this clearly tomorrow.]

[dawnrise]

[Poor thing. Good thing she will. :D]

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Awesome. Maybe she can fill him in.]