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[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW,

BACK IN MY day, chOcolate

Yes... CHOOOOCOLATE! didn't


Sexually Arouse~

anyone.

[THE SEX-ED HEARTLESS HOVERS IN THE MAIN ROOM LOOKING VERY DISPLEASED. And then he holds out a gigantic condom shaped like MICKEY'S HEAD! But it's a bee hive.]

YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELves!

[IT TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND SPEAKS IN A BITISH ACCENT.]

Unprotected sex is a a SINFUL ACT.

_{Now you will die from syphilis.}

Comments

screams also hello

[kandatsu.livejournal.com]

...

MASTER WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?! you randomly appeared

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

Why hello



[HE TOSSES A BLUEBERRY FLAVORED CONDOM HER WAY]

Use it.

[rainstormxblue.livejournal.com]

Um...oops?

[BLUSH]

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

EEEEE

prepared.

[heartofall.livejournal.com]

[what are you I don't even.]

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

Is also the pain and struggles with the heartless nature with the purple.

[runawayxiiith.livejournal.com]

...Unprotected...?

[It said something like that in the book.]

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

Without



condoms

[shadowedxlight.livejournal.com]

.....


Crap.

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

it SUCKS to BE you

Just this face.

[doublecrunch.livejournal.com]

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

[CHUCKS AN APPLE CONDOM AT HIM THAT SAYS "TO VENTUS FROM VANITAS"]

[limping-grin.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, my dear...

Explain to me this arousing chocolate and I'll do something sweet for you.

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

PETA does not support

[maverick-blades.livejournal.com]

*...... this son-of-a-Sora-and-Replica does not understand what is happening here and sort of balks in horror, debating on turning the other way.*

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

Hey.

HEY.

HEY YOU.

Your parents had unprotected sex.

[argeneaufire.livejournal.com]

I always knew I was going to hell.

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

GET HERPES TOO

[babywaterfalls.livejournal.com]

[Just stares.]

Huh?

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

[... ... ...

Throws a book of hentai manga at her and poofs because CHILD.]

[dawnrise]

[Oh hell. It's back.]

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

[HERE. HAVE SOME HUMPING BUNNIES THROWN YOUR WAY.]

I lol'd. So much. YOU. ARE. WIN.

[wonthurtyouyet.livejournal.com]

[Lust is amused by you, Heartless.]

Not so much sinful as it is fun.

[Totally nomming on one of those chocolates over here.]

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ What. |: Headtiiilt watching the whole thing. ]

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

You again?

[just. rolls her eyes.]

[dontndbatteries.livejournal.com]

Wow, I didn't know there was such a thing as a KILLJOYING TROLL Heartless.

Maybe I should dispose of it for the sake of all things morally questionable and fun.

[daddyhasagun.livejournal.com]

You're so gross!

[there is much flailing coming from this quite virginal thank you very much girl]

[moardarknessplz.livejournal.com]

[What the flying fuck?]

[horrorcharm.livejournal.com]

[ Well, this is embarrassing, and what's with the funny condom? ]

Chocolate isn't really the culprit, and there are a million other ways to die. Why not focus on preventing one of the more common ones?

[walkingspoiler.livejournal.com]

[See Xeha. See Xeha stare for a moment, considering just keyblading the damn thing on the spot, but decide it might be better just to turn and get out of here.]

[agrabah-weapon.livejournal.com]

[Baffled Kurt is very baffled.]

...What, exactly, are you doing?

[shugeki.livejournal.com]

Right. [ why are there Mickey Mouse condoms why. ]