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[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW,

BACK IN MY day, chOcolate

Yes... CHOOOOCOLATE! didn't


Sexually Arouse~

anyone.

[THE SEX-ED HEARTLESS HOVERS IN THE MAIN ROOM LOOKING VERY DISPLEASED. And then he holds out a gigantic condom shaped like MICKEY'S HEAD! But it's a bee hive.]

YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELves!

[IT TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND SPEAKS IN A BITISH ACCENT.]

Unprotected sex is a a SINFUL ACT.

_{Now you will die from syphilis.}

Comments

screams also hello

[kandatsu.livejournal.com]

...

[rainstormxblue.livejournal.com]

Um...oops?

[BLUSH]

[heartofall.livejournal.com]

[what are you I don't even.]

MASTER WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?! you randomly appeared

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

Why hello



[HE TOSSES A BLUEBERRY FLAVORED CONDOM HER WAY]

Use it.

I AM A NINJA

[kandatsu.livejournal.com]

[ oh my god what is this-- ]

I-I've never...!

[runawayxiiith.livejournal.com]

...Unprotected...?

[It said something like that in the book.]

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

EEEEE

prepared.

[rainstormxblue.livejournal.com]

uh...what?

I miss yoooou. Because you are delicious and your Nams are cute B)

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

iT iS



when you are with

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

Is also the pain and struggles with the heartless nature with the purple.

oh you creeperrrrrrrr. GOD I HAVEN'T PLAYED HER FOR SO LONG shrieks

[kandatsu.livejournal.com]

...

[ just. no words. what ]

[shadowedxlight.livejournal.com]

.....


Crap.

[heartofall.livejournal.com]

... Alright?

[She.. does not get a word you said but whatever man.]

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

Without



condoms

[runawayxiiith.livejournal.com]

...What's a condom?

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

it SUCKS to BE you

Just this face.

[doublecrunch.livejournal.com]

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

[CHUCKS AN APPLE CONDOM AT HIM THAT SAYS "TO VENTUS FROM VANITAS"]

[shadowedxlight.livejournal.com]

Shut uuuuupppp I blame whatever was in that chocolate.

[doublecrunch.livejournal.com]

immediately drops it.]

What're you doing?!

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

Put it on your

all is forgiven my great and humble Master

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

[Have a life-sized and anatomically correct Repliku doll, too!]

[runawayxiiith.livejournal.com]

...

Why is your voice sparkling?