always providing the crack.

[unhingedabit.livejournal.com]

[Guess who is in a zebra printed speedo, lounging in a pink fold out chair? Xemnas is. The scene is in the Beach Room, complete with a cooler stocked with coffee, a radio that is blasting Owl City (currently Fireflies!), and of course some sun screen for that pretty face.]

[ooc; do not ask about any of this stuff. He need to relax after the dance so.. this is his way of doing it! Also someone should..really.. get that coffee away from him.]

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[aerojahack.livejournal.com]

[ Because Xaldin would immediately walk away once he saw Xemnas, the room drags. Him. In.

FML. ]

[unhingedabit.livejournal.com]

[When you look back there is a positively evil grin there, one that would shame the Cheshire Cat!]

whoops pretend that's amindfucker

[amindfucker.livejournal.com]

[ Shit. ] Xemnas.

hey babe long time no see.

[unhingedabit.livejournal.com]

Good evening.

[brb, shifting so he is now on his back, tan tan.]

<3

[amindfucker.livejournal.com]

I see you're enjoying your leisure time.

[ Just. Looks towards the ocean. |: ]

[unhingedabit.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Why don't you join me?

[stormytides.livejournal.com]

[Aqua's reaction can be described in two words.
Wait, what.]

Stranger and stranger.

[unhingedabit.livejournal.com]

[He'll look over to see who the speaker is, shrug, then turn over.]

[stormytides.livejournal.com]

So much changes. At least you're happy, now?

[unhingedabit.livejournal.com]

One can't be happy when he can't feel happiness.

[stormytides.livejournal.com]

[She frowns.] Really? But I thought... You look like you're trying.

[unhingedabit.livejournal.com]

Trying? You mean sitting out in the sun and getting burned by millions of UV rays?

[stormytides.livejournal.com]

Some people seem to like it.

[moardarknessplz.livejournal.com]

[There aren't a lot of thinks that can catch Ansem off guard. But this? This might be one of them.]

[unhingedabit.livejournal.com]

Hey, sexy.

[Is this incest, narcissism or heart-cest? The world may never know.]

[moardarknessplz.livejournal.com]

Good afternoon.

[Ansem isn't really sure he wants to know.]

[unhingedabit.livejournal.com]

Why don't you come on and join me?

[smirking.]

[moardarknessplz.livejournal.com]

I have no need to.

[unhingedabit.livejournal.com]

But we could speak of hearts and darkness and that other shit we are suppose to talk about.

[limping-grin.livejournal.com]

[Chesh has so far ran into many mad people, but this person has got to be the maddest he's seen yet.

Mostly because the man vaguely resembles the Two of Hearts, if he looks carefully at that face.]

I sense a great insanity. And it's oddly not the Queen's work... correct?

[unhingedabit.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to say I'm mental you over grown cat?

[rolls over, the words were not defensive but simply asking a question!]

[limping-grin.livejournal.com]

You'd have to be to wear that.

[He gestures to the speedo.]

[unhingedabit.livejournal.com]

You'd have to be mental to look at someone who is mental enough to wear it.

[limping-grin.livejournal.com]

I never said I wasn't mental.

[unhingedabit.livejournal.com]

Well you have to be, either mental or mad.