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[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[enter a skinny, teenage ambiguously Inca emperor with a shiny hat and an excessively glam pose. he is in the middle of something important, obviously:]

--THEME SONG GUY!

[--there is no music. he breaks his pose and looks around, irritable.]

I said, THEME SONG GUY. Hellooo?

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[star-shells.livejournal.com]

[Sorry, she looks a bit.. confused. Also, that hat is way too shiny.]

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[spots and points dramatically at her.]

You! Where have you taken my theme song guy?

[star-shells.livejournal.com]

Huh? Why would I take a theme song guy?

[bigglowything.livejournal.com]

[Time to outshine you, Kuzco. Sora is mentally clapping at this amazing intro, really.]

Sorry, no "theme song guys" 'round here.

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[drat.]

He was right here a second agooowhyyyy are you glowing?

[bigglowything.livejournal.com]

Maybe he left?

Because I'm just that special.

[felinephonetics.livejournal.com]

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[that face just rolls right off. have this face right back, with a theatrical whisper behind his hand:]

Did you drink something funny? You're part cat.

[felinephonetics.livejournal.com]

Felinid, to be precise. And no, I did not drink anything out of the ordinary. You, however, may have if you believe someone specific is coming to orchestrate music just for you here.

[rainstormxblue.livejournal.com]

[Weirded out Keyblader is weirded out. She just stares at you like wtf.]

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[have a look right back.]

What?

It was very hard deciding who to throw XD

[versus-hitomi.livejournal.com]

Theme song?

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

Preeeetty much exactly what it sounds like.

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[Kuzco is not about to be intimidated by legs. he approaches!]

You there. What do you know about my theme song guy?

[tinyscholar.livejournal.com]

[Staring hard at that thing on his head.]

You've got a little... geometry there.

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

It's the sun, half pint.

[patchworksniped.livejournal.com]

[slow clap... from the ceiling.]
You get a C+ for enthusiasm.

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[--who said that.]

Thanks, invisible guy.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

No one has a theme song like Gaston!

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[SNORT.]

Who's Gaston? Does he know he's got nothing on Emperor Kuzco?

[colorsofthe.livejournal.com]

What is a "theme song guy"?

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

A guy who sings a theme song.

[lockandkeyblade.livejournal.com]

[He freezes in place, having been caught creeping around the palace. Then blinks at Kuzco's demand. He looks suddenly serious.]
So... it's... a theme song you need?

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

Um, yeah. A theme song sung by my theme song guy.