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[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[enter a skinny, teenage ambiguously Inca emperor with a shiny hat and an excessively glam pose. he is in the middle of something important, obviously:]

--THEME SONG GUY!

[--there is no music. he breaks his pose and looks around, irritable.]

I said, THEME SONG GUY. Hellooo?

Comments

[star-shells.livejournal.com]

[Sorry, she looks a bit.. confused. Also, that hat is way too shiny.]

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[spots and points dramatically at her.]

You! Where have you taken my theme song guy?

[bigglowything.livejournal.com]

[Time to outshine you, Kuzco. Sora is mentally clapping at this amazing intro, really.]

Sorry, no "theme song guys" 'round here.

[felinephonetics.livejournal.com]

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[drat.]

He was right here a second agooowhyyyy are you glowing?

[star-shells.livejournal.com]

Huh? Why would I take a theme song guy?

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[that face just rolls right off. have this face right back, with a theatrical whisper behind his hand:]

Did you drink something funny? You're part cat.

[bigglowything.livejournal.com]

Maybe he left?

Because I'm just that special.

[rainstormxblue.livejournal.com]

[Weirded out Keyblader is weirded out. She just stares at you like wtf.]

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

Um, to have your own theme song, duh. I have the best theme song guy in the empire, why wouldn't you take him?

You know, other than the swift and merciless arrest.

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

Haaahaha no, no, I think you're wrong there. Special wears the nice hat. [points!] Glowy freak is just you.

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[have a look right back.]

What?

[star-shells.livejournal.com]

I don't really want my own theme song, to be honest. [Raises her eyebrow at that last comment and frowns a bit.] Why would you arrest someone for that anyway?

[bigglowything.livejournal.com]

[That hat isn't that cool :|]

I'm not a freak.

[rainstormxblue.livejournal.com]

[Headshake here as she tries to snap out of it.]

Sorry, just wasn't expecting that.

And no I don't know where you theme song guy is, I could help you look for him though, if you'd like.

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

Because I'm the emperor. I can't just kiss babies all day. Anyway, it's better than the old swift and merciless throwing people out the window.

[casual handwave. this is his definition of benevolent ruler.]

It was very hard deciding who to throw XD

[versus-hitomi.livejournal.com]

Theme song?

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

What? Oh, right, sensitivity. Um--

Look, you're glowing. I don't have much to work with.

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[perks up] Really?

[aaand then narrows his eyes again--] You're not going to lull me into a false sense of security and eventually try to kill me, are you?

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

Preeeetty much exactly what it sounds like.

[star-shells.livejournal.com]

Why would you do that? [Appalled Kairi is very appalled at that behavior.] You could seriously hurt someone that way!

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[Kuzco is not about to be intimidated by legs. he approaches!]

You there. What do you know about my theme song guy?

[rainstormxblue.livejournal.com]

Do i look like someone who would do that?

[That'd be Vanitas who'd do that thank you very much]

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

Hey, I didn't do it!

[pause.]

The guards did it. Because I told them to. Anyway, we had trampolines.

[tinyscholar.livejournal.com]

[Staring hard at that thing on his head.]

You've got a little... geometry there.