has the universe imploded yet?

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[In this large kitchen is a very unusual sight: a flock of Ris! They seem to be ignoring each other, or unaware of each others' presence, each busy with their own tasks. Daddy-Ri is at the sink wearing a ruffled apron over his clothes, busy washing and sanitizing a small mountain of baby bottles. Ri is sitting at one of the tables, reading a crafting magazine and plowing through a massive bowl of ice cream. The little Replica is currently halfway into one of the cupboards, looking for cookies. It's rather strange, for all that this is a normal day in the DR.]



[OOC: Come bother the Ris. Pick which one you want, or depending on who you are, one or more will greet you. Or you might get attacked by a Heartless cupcake. Who knows?]

Comments

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*let's pretend they're not, since he's moving to stand very close behind you while you wash~*

You just want your treat~

[regalheart]

[he looks pretty amused, but he's focusing on making sure the bottles are all squeaky clean!]

Well of course.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

You've gotten kinky in your old age, Kai.

[regalheart]

Like it could be helped with some of the people I know.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

I suppose that's true.

*... gives your ear a nip*

[regalheart]

[laughs a bit, waving him away from his ear. watch out for suds!]

Careful, someone might come in and get the wrong idea~.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*takes a step back*

Consider it revenge after that grope.

[regalheart]

Hey, that was just to escape your attack!

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

What? I thought you wanted a piece of this sexy bod! Were you just leading me on?

[regalheart]

Of course not! I'd just rather get permission first. And not do anything obscene in the kitchen.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's right. I suppose the kitchen would be a bad place to have fun.

[regalheart]

If only because people could come in at any time and this place traumatizes them enough on its own.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

You never know. They might enjoy the show.

[regalheart]

Some of them probably would! Others, not so much.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

You'll have to wait until we're in private for your reward then.

[regalheart]

I'm sure I can wait until then.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*he just grins and will supervise your washing then*

So tell me how long you've been here. Have you got a room yet? How are things back... uh, home?

[regalheart]

Not that long yet, but long enough to have gotten a room.

[hmmmm.]

Things have been alright, though a number of people are missing by now. Axel's probably worried... and possibly a girl.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

... why the hell would Axel be a girl? Don't tell me if it's some weird kinky shit you two get up to.

[regalheart]

Nah, just a random spell.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Oh. I wondered if you and Axel were gonna try starting a family like me and Sora.

[regalheart]

I wouldn't mind, but it hadn't really occurred at the time. We were on the move too much.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

I suppose that's true. Rikka was a surprise for me and Sora. Same with Aden for Riku-pi.

[regalheart]

I don't know how much of a surprise mine and Axel's would be if it didn't happen on purpose... it'd probably make his chakra go all wonky or something and he'd notice.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Oh, you mean you wouldn't be the Mama?

*eyebrow waggle*