has the universe imploded yet?

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[In this large kitchen is a very unusual sight: a flock of Ris! They seem to be ignoring each other, or unaware of each others' presence, each busy with their own tasks. Daddy-Ri is at the sink wearing a ruffled apron over his clothes, busy washing and sanitizing a small mountain of baby bottles. Ri is sitting at one of the tables, reading a crafting magazine and plowing through a massive bowl of ice cream. The little Replica is currently halfway into one of the cupboards, looking for cookies. It's rather strange, for all that this is a normal day in the DR.]



[OOC: Come bother the Ris. Pick which one you want, or depending on who you are, one or more will greet you. Or you might get attacked by a Heartless cupcake. Who knows?]

Comments

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Well, it's horrifying. Really horrifying. Trust me on this one.

[Kira just giggles, deciding to pat your chest]

[regalheart]

I guess I have to, don't I?

[bounces the babby a bit, grinning.]

Sorry, hon, nothing for you there.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Babaa abbabababa ba.

*Kira is cuddling up close to your Heart and was that a tiny spark of Light? no you must be imagining things because Ri's really excited*

Did you hear that? Kira will be talking any day now! She's even trying to crawl!

[regalheart]

[oh of course, totally imagining that. it's not like he knows about the teenage Kira's powers or anything.]

That's great!

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*that's cheating*

You think you're up to chasing her around once she's really mobile? If you put her on the floor, you'll see her do the inchworm thing.

[regalheart]

[it is not.]

Not a problem. I've been chasing after an overgrown rabbit for years, Ri. A baby won't be going quite so fast. At least at first.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

That's what you think. Though, Kira is pretty chubby and cute. She'll give Apricot a run for his munny.

*Kira cuddles up to you~*

[regalheart]

[d'aw cuddly baby. he miiiight be bringing up a bit of light to keep her happy.]

I think he'd be offended by that.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*Kira coos at that, sort of surprised and then cuddling up more*

She might think he's a living plush animal. He might have to move his furry butt fast to get away.

[regalheart]

[so adorable ;;]

Nah, he'd probably put up with it unless she went and bit him or something.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*she's going to nom her fist now, feeling quite comfy and safe and warm*

... that might happen. I told you she's at the age where she puts everything in her mouth.

[regalheart]

Well yeah, but actually biting. As in pain. He'd put up with a little bit of it, because he's a total suck for affection.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Well... she doesn't have teeth yet. Apricot should be okay. I'm worried about him biting her, actually.

[regalheart]

He would never!

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Well, I have to make sure. Kira is so tiny. Your fattybun could chomp her in one bite.

*s-so overprotective*

[regalheart]

Except he doesn't eat babies.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

That you know of.

*thankfully Kira is staying out of this, just snuggling in your arms and nomming her fist*

[regalheart]

He knows what he's allowed to eat.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

And that doesn't include babies or small children?

[regalheart]

It doesn't include babies or small children.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Well, I just had to make sure.

*you know what? Kira does not like being ignored, so she's going to hiccup, then she'll just burst into tears*

[regalheart]

[ack! he looks quite startled for about half a second- and then he's cooing and shushing quietly, rocking her and sorry the mun is totally bullshitting this and knows nothing at all about babies. RI TAKE YOUR BABY BACK AND WORK SOME MAGIC OR SOMETHING.]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*he's flailing and will quickly babysnatch Kira and cuddle and coo at her and rub her back while he gives you a glare*

What did you do to her?! No no Kira honey Daddy's not mad at you no he's not stop crying Daddy's here...

*LASERS FROM HIS EYES AT YOU KAI*

[regalheart]

Do you really think I'd intentionally make a baby cry, Ri?

[excuse me he's all for parents being protective but. B|]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Well, no. But you had to have done something. She wasn't crying before!

*well now that the attention is on her, Kira settles down, still hiccuping and her chubby cheeks still red*