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[shroudedcoast.livejournal.com]

[ There's a fairly ordinary Riku exiting the kitchen with a sandwich hanging from his mouth and a bottle of juice in one hand. He's juggling it with a set of books, not even paying attention to what's going on around him -- he doesn't need to, to be honest, because he's navigating the halls like an expert. He does stop halfway down one, turning over his shoulder as he watches a pair of his own doubles walk past with obvious confusion. He's just full of mixed signals, isn't he?

Oh yeah. That heart of his? That might feel familiar. ]

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[shroudedcoast.livejournal.com]

No, I didn't. I'm not-- Come on.

[Hang on he's going to juggle the stuff in his arms to one side and start walking to the main room again.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*follows along, looking worried*

Do you know your name? Do you know my name? How many fingers am I holding up?

[shroudedcoast.livejournal.com]

I'm Riku, you're Ri, this is the dressing room...

[--glances back to see if he's even holding any up.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he's holding up three fingers!*

And you're supposed to have tits.

[shroudedcoast.livejournal.com]

See, no, that's where you're wrong. And three.

[Finds a nice little table to set his things down on and turns to fully face Ri.]

You're normally the girl here, right?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*looks totally insulted*

Hey! Just because I bottom for Sora doesn't mean I don't have a dick! You know I only turn into a girl when that stupid genderswitch spell hits. You're the girl. That's why you're Riku-pi.

[shroudedcoast.livejournal.com]

[--okay, he didn't need to think about that, and cue another facepalm.]

Look, the Ri I know is a girl and the only thing she turns into with that 'stupid genderswitch' is a guy, like now. I've only ever been a girl once, and that wasn't my body.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*have a faceful of lingerie*

But this is your bra, Riku-pi! I borrowed it the last time I genderswitched. You're totally confused but that's okay because if you had blunt trauma to the back of your head, you wouldn't remember it.

[shroudedcoast.livejournal.com]

[Y'okay, pushing that out of his face.]

I didn't hit my head, and I'm not a girl! That's every other Riku here, you know that.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

No, the majority of Rikus here are boys. You're the one in the minority, Riku-pi, since your world is the wonky genderswitched one.

*starts to mutter*

... maybe Kai or Nami can fix your brains. I hope I don't get yelled at.

[shroudedcoast.livejournal.com]

I'm in the minority because most of the Rikus here are girls. Either you hit your head, or we're in the middle of some kind of crazy spell. I don't know.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*sighs and grabs you by the arm, marching you to a common room and throwing open the door... behold! dicks*

Just a normal day in the DR... except you have amnesia and are genderswitched.

[shroudedcoast.livejournal.com]

[But my sandwich-- what... the hell. He is so incredibly confused right now, you don't even know.]

This has to be a spell. And not on me. Look, ask me... anything.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*looks at you vry srs*

Riku-pi!

[shroudedcoast.livejournal.com]

[Gives him a Look.]

What?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

HA!

*points at you accusingly*

That proves you're Riku-pi because only Riku-pi ever answers when I call her Riku-pi. Since you answered, you're Riku-pi. And my Riku-pi is a girl, and since you answered, that means you're Riku-pi and that you're a girl. Except not right now, because you're a boy and Riku-pi is a girl, so that means Riku-pi got genderswitched.

And has amnesia.

From the blunt trauma to the back of the head.

To get out of yoga.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

[shroudedcoast.livejournal.com]

[That blank stare should be pretty Riku-pi too!]

... Come on, we're going to find Kairi. Maybe she can make this make sense.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

You mean Kai. He should be in our family hallway, in his room with Axel.

*will totally grab you by the hand and make sure you don't... hit your head more or something*

[shroudedcoast.livejournal.com]

In her room with Axel.

[He doesn't even bother trying to get his hand back.]

should Ri bust into Kai's thread or will he come here?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Kai has a dick. I know because of when I castrated that bastard Gemini of his. But it's okay if you don't remember because you have amnesia.

*dragging you along*

lemme check

[shroudedcoast.livejournal.com]

I remember everything. I remember her Gemini and you--

[Hang on he's digging his heels in to slow down the dragging.]

I don't have amnesia!

ok ^^

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*totally scrabbling to keep tugging you along*

It could be selective amnesia!

well it's whichever you like XD;

[shroudedcoast.livejournal.com]

It's not amnesia at all!

[This is turning into a tug of war.]

XD Kai should come here and stop the tug of war

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

You saying you don't have amnesia proves you have amnesia!

*tugs moar :/*

that would be a good thing XD

[shroudedcoast.livejournal.com]

No,the fact that I haven't forgotten anything proves I don't.

[Does he need to grab onto a wall or something for support.]