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[ There's a fairly ordinary Riku exiting the kitchen with a sandwich hanging from his mouth and a bottle of juice in one hand. He's juggling it with a set of books, not even paying attention to what's going on around him -- he doesn't need to, to be honest, because he's navigating the halls like an expert. He does stop halfway down one, turning over his shoulder as he watches a pair of his own doubles walk past with obvious confusion. He's just full of mixed signals, isn't he?

Oh yeah. That heart of his? That might feel familiar. ]

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Yeah, you're one to talk about being stubborn. Stop talking about me needing fixing.

[He's seriously looking offended over here.]

One, I don't do the memory thing. Two, he doesn't seem to need it.

[give him a second!]

And three, I can still feel "Riku-pi" somewhere else, so let him be.

*looks very confused*

But how can Riku-pi be somewhere else if Riku-pi is right here? He has the same name and even smells the same... except for the aftershave. That's new.

[He sends Kai a grateful look, then smacks a hand over his face at Ri all over again.]

Were you expecting perfume?

[scratches the back of his neck.]

Alternate dimensions?

Riku-pi doesn't wear perfume, she uses this flowery kind of soap.

*says that mater-of-factly, then looks at Kai*

Alternate dimensions again? Don't tell me this is Riku-pi's Gemini.

Geminis are usually the same gender. And not the same.

[Shakes hair out of his face, looking annoyed.]

What he said.

[siiiiiiighs.]

You know very well that Geminis are nothing like their originals.

Fine. But this is just weird. I haven't seen anything like this before.

I don't think any of us have. I know I haven't. Alternate... dimensions, alternate dressing rooms, whatever. That's the only explanation that makes any sense.

New things pop up all the time.

*whines a little bit*

But I have to give Riku-pi her bra!

*yes, it's still dangling from his wrist*

[You know, he doesn't even have a response for that.]

It's not like there aren't a million other bras in this place.

Just go put it in her room or something, Ri.

*huffs a little*

Fine. But then we need to figure this weirdness out.

*stomps off down a few doors to Riku's room and just lets himself in*

[Will refrain from saying anything about him going in ~~his~~ her room, and just look at Kai.]

[shooting Riku an apologetic look now. you know how Ri is.]

*comes back out slightly mollified*

It's Riku-pi's room. They're bras and panties in her lingerie drawer, unless this Riku-pi is hiding a secret under his clothes.

[asdsfg he is momentarily flustered.]

I'm not.

[looks a little flustered, too, on behalf of both Rikus.]

Ri! If this one is completely the opposite of the one we know in terms of gender-

*looks startled and flails*

What?! I'm not saying it likes a bad thing! Whatever rocks your boat, Riku-pi. It takes a real man to wear panties. I totally support whatever makes you happy.

[Stares at Ri for a moment, before promptly unbuckling his belt so he can SHOW OFF THE BAND ON HIS BOXERS.]

No. I don't want you to even get started on that. And I'm sure she doesn't either.

[facepalm. just. so much facepalm.]

Well, I already know that Riku-pi wears regular girly underwear! She doesn't care if I know. I borrow her bras.

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