AND I HEARD THE TALKIN'

[stalksthewind.livejournal.com]

[This post happens as a result of this spoiler-ridden thread and is actually for chiblado even more spoilery account. Thus, this post is is a trifecta of spoilers. Spoilers to the nine thousand.

Anyway, spoiler-Vanitas (as we will call him for now) is currently "celebrating" is victory over Ven with some simple pleasures. Namely, he is batting coconuts off a tree in the Destiny Islands room out into the see. And how is he doing it? Well, with the ridiculous keyblade in his hands. It is huge and awesome.

If anyone wants to confront this madman, please do feel free to. No, really]

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[ansemku.livejournal.com]

[... Slow clap.]

Well, isn't this an interesting display?

[chiblado.livejournal.com]

Master?

[...TURN AND- oh, nope, no it's not. It did sound like him but younger sorta]

[ansemku.livejournal.com]

"Master"? Interesting, but I digress; you've doubtlessly mistaken me for another.

[Stepping closer, yup. Hm, he'll pass on the double-voice or Riku-voice and just talk normally, which is eerie, given that it's coming from a teenager's body.]

What a strange Keyblade, though. I've never seen one quite like this before...

[chiblado.livejournal.com]

[SIMILAR ATTIRE I SEE THERE, ANSEMKU]

This is the X-Blade.

[ansemku.livejournal.com]

Oh?

[That's a kind of sinister smile he's got there. Fascinating.]

Tell me more.

[erasedwind.livejournal.com]

[... Well snap.

Can ya call this deja-vu? I think you can, oh yes.]

[chiblado.livejournal.com]

[Yes, Yes you can.

Batter-up!]

[erasedwind.livejournal.com]

[Is that...it? He's got the most powerful Keyblade ther is, and he's just...hitting coconuts?]

[chiblado.livejournal.com]

[Yes, yes he is. What else is he supposed to do :l]

[erasedwind.livejournal.com]

[...good question. Sinister things? Trolling?]

Is that all you're gonna do?

[gotowardslight.livejournal.com]

[That, good sir, is an enormous Keyblade.

And what's a dark looking "Sora" doing in here, anyway?]

What's with the Keyblade?

[chiblado.livejournal.com]

This is the X-Blade, the most powerful keyblade in existence.

[gotowardslight.livejournal.com]

Really? And just what makes it so tough?

[lower-case-x.livejournal.com]

[The first thing that strikes Xehanort is the size of that freakin' key. How impractical...? (Well, keyblades were always a little bit.)
The second's the outfit. And the third... well. He wanders in, curious.]

[triggerparadox.livejournal.com]

[ ... So, it took two years for that to happen. Great.

Braig kind of knew it, sighing as he scratched the back of his neck. ] Are his friends running after you yet?