Ladies to the left, men out the door. ;D

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

What is this, some form of witchcraft?

[Gaston here has been wandering around the DR a bit, taking in his surroundings. He's wound his way back to the door he remembers coming out of, but every time he opens it there's a different room. He's looking v. v. confused, and a little irritated. There can be mistletoe growing above the door if you're feeling sadistic.]

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[argeneaufire.livejournal.com]

[OH GOD WHAT IS THAT. After just having a good meal Axel is in a pretty good mood, a good enough one to explain things to people, maybe? You bet.]

It's called magic.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Hello, miss. Perhaps you'd care to explain that a little more.

[You poor thing, born to be flat-chested... At least you have nice hips for childbearing.]

[argeneaufire.livejournal.com]

[WHIPS OUT SOMETHING 100x BIGGER THANT YOURS just.. sighs. He's been called worse. and wtf is wrong with you man.]

I'm male, thank you very much. And this place is filled with magic, or the older term that you called it 'witchcraft.'

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Then I demand you make it stop. It's terribly inconvenient.

[argeneaufire.livejournal.com]

That's kind of impossible.

[He'll ponder the idea that if he drinks your blood it might make him go slightly mental. Though these thoughts cause said fangs he would use to take Gaston's blood with to pop out!]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Ah, right... You might want to have someone take a look at that, before the problem gets any worse.

[Obviously, your teeth are falling out.]

[argeneaufire.livejournal.com]

[makes a slightly aggravated noise and sucks them back up!]

They are suppose to do that. It means I'm... thirsty.

[smirks. YOU HAVE A LOT OF MEAT ON YOU DON'T YOU MY BOY.]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Teeth aren't generally supposed to do that, you know.

[I'M ROUGHLY AS BIG AS A BAAARGE.]

[argeneaufire.livejournal.com]

[flks DO I LOOK LIKE AN ANT FROM UP THERE.]

They are when you are a vampire.

[blunt twig-y man is blunt.]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[scoffs]

You, a vampire? Everyone knows vampires are hideous beasts, visiting houses in the dark of night and making off with people's children.

[argeneaufire.livejournal.com]

Those are.. mostly wrong. I mean to be honest, I think I'm very good looking. A few of my friends happen to be children, and I don't go into houses I'm not invited into. It's rather rude.

[the last part is mostly true.]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Obviously you're not a real vampire then.

[argeneaufire.livejournal.com]

Do I need to prove it?

[He could mind read, control you, drink your blood, ect. You name it, big boy.]