Ladies to the left, men out the door. ;D

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

What is this, some form of witchcraft?

[Gaston here has been wandering around the DR a bit, taking in his surroundings. He's wound his way back to the door he remembers coming out of, but every time he opens it there's a different room. He's looking v. v. confused, and a little irritated. There can be mistletoe growing above the door if you're feeling sadistic.]

Comments

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Ah, right... You might want to have someone take a look at that, before the problem gets any worse.

[Obviously, your teeth are falling out.]

[argeneaufire.livejournal.com]

[makes a slightly aggravated noise and sucks them back up!]

They are suppose to do that. It means I'm... thirsty.

[smirks. YOU HAVE A LOT OF MEAT ON YOU DON'T YOU MY BOY.]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Teeth aren't generally supposed to do that, you know.

[I'M ROUGHLY AS BIG AS A BAAARGE.]

[argeneaufire.livejournal.com]

[flks DO I LOOK LIKE AN ANT FROM UP THERE.]

They are when you are a vampire.

[blunt twig-y man is blunt.]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[scoffs]

You, a vampire? Everyone knows vampires are hideous beasts, visiting houses in the dark of night and making off with people's children.

[argeneaufire.livejournal.com]

Those are.. mostly wrong. I mean to be honest, I think I'm very good looking. A few of my friends happen to be children, and I don't go into houses I'm not invited into. It's rather rude.

[the last part is mostly true.]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Obviously you're not a real vampire then.

[argeneaufire.livejournal.com]

Do I need to prove it?

[He could mind read, control you, drink your blood, ect. You name it, big boy.]