Sweets.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

[in the middle of the hallway, there is a huge beautiful black and white frosted cake, covered with nonpareils and sprinkles -- it is very inviting, but strangely, it seems to be moving a bit from within. And that seems to be the frantic voice of a Sora coming from somewhere... let's all put two and two together.]

[ooc - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SORA. I have been torturing playing him for three years today, and boy has he grown up. He is 19 years old today, and is stuck in a cake ...... and a chastity belt. The DR knows what you did for your 18th, Sora. It knows. Please help him out and love him~]

Comments

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

I know that! But I mean... what does it matter if you don't have another gift? I didn't even expect a cake!

*blinks*

... was birthday sex going to be my present?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*goes oh-so-pink*

Well. You know. It's the gift that keeps on giving. But... I have a cake, too.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*blush-y sadface*

I know... and we haven't done it in while. I like cake too. But I'll have to wait until it's the end of the day to eat it. I can't... uh. "Take out the trash" in this thing.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

............................

*!!!*

What?! It won't even come off for that?!

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*flails at you*

No! Luckily I didn't eat anything! There are like, holes in the front to pee, but I had to cast an Aero spell and float horizontally over the potty to piss!

I wish your blade could unlock this damn thing.

*he peels down the waistband again, and you might notice a small inscription in the metal*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

You know my blade isn't a proper keyblade, Sora-- wait. Hold on, don't move. There's something on your crotch.

*totally leaning in to squint at the words*

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

I swear I didn't pee on myself.

*the inscription reads: "Darkness shall find solace in the Light, and true love's kiss may break the spell."

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... Darkness shall find... something something... fight... something... kiss... something give 'em hell.

What the fuck kind of chastity belt is this?

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

... obviously a stupid one. Are you sure that's what it says? That doesn't make any sense.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*stands up again, rubs his back and then his eyes*

It's sort of at a bad angle. And I have flour in my eyes, I think.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

Well how do you want me to stand? Let's go to the bathroom so you can wipe your face. It might be a clue to getting it off!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Alright. I think I have sugar running down my back and it's sticky.Then I'll try looking again.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*raises an eyebrow, but bursts out laughing*

I'll clean you up. And then you can look at my underwear again.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

It sounds weird when you say it that way.

*will head to the room though, unknown baking ingredients falling off him as he walks*

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*... steps in some chocolate slop*

... ewww. Ri, you need like, a real bath. I don't even want to see the kitchen.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*kicked puppy look*

... but... I made you a cake.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*his look softens*

I didn't mean it like that. I just wish you hadn't gone to so much trouble. We could have done it together.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*huffy*

It's your special birthday present cake!

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*nuzzlypurrs are a great remedy for the huffies*

I know. And I can't wait to try it.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*indeed they are, he is puffing up a bit with pride now*

It's the best cake ever.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*Ris are adorable*

It is. You know, no one has ever made me a cake before. Besides my Mom.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Well... you said you wanted a cake for your birthday.

*he is pleased because now his caek-making skills are being noticed*

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

But it's super special, because you're making it. No one has done that before.

*nudges you with a smile*

... I'm guessing by the chocolate chips on your butt that it's a chocolate cake, too!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*is quite proud*

You said you wanted a chocolate cake.

o/ see you Sunday or so

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

That's my favorite. When do I get to have some?

*his tummy gurgles and yay, it's the bedroom*