Sweets.

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[in the middle of the hallway, there is a huge beautiful black and white frosted cake, covered with nonpareils and sprinkles -- it is very inviting, but strangely, it seems to be moving a bit from within. And that seems to be the frantic voice of a Sora coming from somewhere... let's all put two and two together.]

[ooc - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SORA. I have been torturing playing him for three years today, and boy has he grown up. He is 19 years old today, and is stuck in a cake ...... and a chastity belt. The DR knows what you did for your 18th, Sora. It knows. Please help him out and love him~]

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*throws Kai everywhere agh*

[seasides]

[...ffffff]

Sora?

whoo!

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*muffled*

'm in the cake! 'm stuck!

[seasides]

Hold on, I'll get you out.

[sometimes he really wonders about this place. okay, cutting the cake open now, being careful not to go too far.]

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*SCREAMS*

YOU CUT MY NOSE OFF.

[seasides]

[sdfsdgkl jerks away from the cake.]

Sora!

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*starts giggling*

I-I was just kidding!

[seasides]

[h-huffs, but he's trying not to grin.]

Maybe you'd like someone else to do this?

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N-No, Kai I love you!

*he's scratching pitifully at the inside of the cake now*

[seasides]

I'm kidding, don't worry. Stay back, though.

[goes back to cutting into the cake. at least his Keyblade is good for this kind of thing?]

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*he does so, and soon enough, you see a peek of Soraface through the hole you made*

[seasides]

[okay, starts opening that hole up some more so it's easier for Sora to get through!]

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*he nearly tears his way out, and is hugging you tight when he gets free*

I have to pee!

[seasides]

[laughs, patting his back.]

Then go do that!

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I can't!

*WHINES*

I woke up with this... thing on! I can't get it off!

*and you'll notice that he's a bit underdressed, wearing only a pair of skin-tight hip-hugging leathery pants, and is quite embarrassed so he puts his hands around his waist to shield the curly brown treasure trail peeking out*

It's like, some kind of metal underwear under these pants.

[seasides]

[oh hey, that's different- wait what.]

Metal... underwear... you're wearing a chastity belt?!

[dawnrise]

[What the hell? Have a very confused Riku circling that cake.]

Sora?

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*turns bright red and looks in his pants*

... oh no!

*he actually looks pretty sexy minus the retarded expression*

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HEEEEEELP!

[seasides]

[yes, he's noticing that and being polite and not looking any lower than his face.]

So you just... woke up wearing it? There wasn't any sign of a key or anything nearby?

[dawnrise]

What are you doing in a cake?

[As if she needs to ask. Oh, dressing room. Riku will try to pull that cake apart.]

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No! I just... woke up with it. No keys, no nothing. And it won't even come off to pee. I dunno what to do.

[seasides]

There aren't any, uh... holes in it for that?

[scratches his cheek, frowning.]

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It's my birthday!

*he says it very cheerily, but remembers that he's trapped, and bangs on it*

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No... there's a keyhole, but my aim isn't that good...

*S-Sora...*

[seasides]

[...silly Sora.]

Well... I really don't know how to help.