the funk of forty thousand years

[imaskellington.livejournal.com]

[And just like last year, the main room has been cleared out for a Grand Halloween Ball! There's music playing, food for every monster/animal/zombie you are dressed up as, and a few dancing skeletons to liven up the mood.

Also. Don't go to the dance floor alone.

Because you will find yourself dancing the "Thriller" automatically :}

Kiddies, feel free to go trick or treating!]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYONE!

Comments

[kindofazombie.livejournal.com]

What're you doing?

[...and why the heck is he eating so much?]

[falsifiery.livejournal.com]

[pauses between swallows so he can, you know, talk] Eating candy. [duh]

[kindofazombie.livejournal.com]

Is it any good?

[Someone's just a little too used to ice cream. c:]

[falsifiery.livejournal.com]

It's awful. [stuffs another handful into his mouth, chews, and swallows] But I don't know, it's...great, at the same time. Maybe somebody spiked it with something.

[also, he's giving you a funny look, Roxas]

[kindofazombie.livejournal.com]

So is like sea salt ice cream? Because that's salty and sweet, so...

[Totes not noticing that look, nope.]

Wait a sec. What d'you mean by "spiked"?

[falsifiery.livejournal.com]

Nah, candy's just sweet, although you get some sour types, too.

[...scoots closer to him]

That's when someone puts something in your candy that's not supposed to be there. If you eat it after they do you'll see pink elephants.

[kindofazombie.livejournal.com]

So what's so bad about it? And how can it be good and bad at the same time?

[blinkblink]

Pink Elephants?

[falsifiery.livejournal.com]

Eat a couple bowls of it and then you'll find out.

Yeah, pink elephants. [eyeballs him for a couple more seconds and--

CHOMP. right on the shoulder]

[kindofazombie.livejournal.com]

[fhajkshas

WHAT.

Yeah um. Yelps just a bit, because ow!]

Hey! What was that for?

[falsifiery.livejournal.com]

[GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN.

Axel lets go and jumps back a bit] The crap was that...?

Uh, sorry.

I don't know what came over me.

[kindofazombie.livejournal.com]

[Rubbing his shoulder, hhh.]

Maybe someone did "spike" the candy. You're not seeing pink elephants, are you?

[...]

What's a "crap"?

[falsifiery.livejournal.com]

Could be. I'll keep an eye out for them.

[...just.

presses his hand against his face] It's your poop, Roxas. But I used it as a curse word.

[kindofazombie.livejournal.com]

So what's a curse word?

[falsifiery.livejournal.com]

... [he's eyeballing you again, but for a different reason]

[kindofazombie.livejournal.com]

Axel?

[falsifiery.livejournal.com]

[it might be easier to just eat him--...no, no. what's he thinking? that's dumb. and kind of crazy] A curse word is a naughty or inappropriate word that you use when you're angry, frustrated, or horny--...angry or frustrated.

[kindofazombie.livejournal.com]

... "Horny"?

[falsifiery.livejournal.com]

What you get if you don't do your homework often enough.

[kindofazombie.livejournal.com]

That doesn't explain much.

[He wants to know, man. :c]

[falsifiery.livejournal.com]

[...alright. fine.

he's going to get this over with in one go] Horny means you want sexual satisfaction somehow. Most guys just touch themselves until they're satisfied. If they're lucky they have girlfriends to help them out with it.

[kindofazombie.livejournal.com]

[Bzuh.]

And that'll happen if I don't do homework?

[...Wait.]

Hey! I did my homework, so weren't you gonna tell me more about that kind of thing?

[falsifiery.livejournal.com]

............

[yeah, maybe he should just eat him]

Okay, yeah, I was. But how did it go? Did you learn anything new about yourself? [...kind of wants to shoot himself, incidentally, but that probably wouldn't go over very well]

[kindofazombie.livejournal.com]

It was...weird. Like something I never felt before.

[And kinda messy. And kinda good, but mostly weird. :|]

[falsifiery.livejournal.com]

Good, then you're on the right track. It's weird, but normal. You can do it whenever you want - in private - if you feel like it, or want to feel good. Just don't go telling everyone you're doing it.

[kindofazombie.livejournal.com]

Okay. But, uh...Axel?

[Errrr]

Is it supposed to be...messy?