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[Suddenly, flames! Lots of flames seem to appear in one hall of the dressing room, as a large, dragon-like shadow casts itself along the wall. It's fierce, almost heartless-like, and the voice that comes out of it is booming.]

Did I hear someone ask for a miracle?!

Let me hear you say AHHH!

[...And yet there's no response. The shadow stays in a fierce pose at first for a few seconds, then glances back and forth, then speaks again.]

Alright, alright. I know I'm pretty hot, but there ain't no need to be petrified like that!

[...still nothing. The shadow ducks down, then disappears, while a similar voice mutters]

Cri-kee--- hey, what gives, man? First you say you're lucky, then you go desertin' me? That's it, dishonor on you and your luck!

[... And out pops a tiny little...dragon, looking a bit frustrated, as he continues to look around. This...isn't the forest. He might just be staring.]

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[zombie-music.livejournal.com]

I certainly didn't ask for a miracle. But if you are one, great!

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

'course I'm a miracle! I just so happen to be one of the Fa Family Guardians, the Fa Family Guardian, in fact!

[He even spits a little flame to demonstrate!]

So, tell me, mortal, just where in China is this, 'cause unless they've been doin' some serious remodeling around here I doubt this is the forest.

[cagedfox]

[poke]

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey! Hands off! You're in the presence of a guardian here!

[steps back, then crosses his arms... oh. And he's noticing the ears and such.]

What are ya, anyway?

[zombie-music.livejournal.com]

Funny, I didn't know guardians came in small varieties.

And this isn't China, it's the dressing room. It's like a dimensional crossroad with no way out.

[cagedfox]

[He is amused!]
'm a ke-kemomonom... 'm a fox.

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

That's because I'm travel-sized! If I were my real size people'd be droppin' dead all over the place from heart attacks!

[...wait, what]

Dressin' room? Now I guess that'd have its perks-- but I've got more important things to do than hang around in a place like this!

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

A fox? Last I checked foxes didn't look like people... Unless somethin' went wrong in the gene pool.

[then again, Goofy and Donald were talking animals... different worlds, different foxes? Aw shucks!]

[cagedfox]

There's animals and then there's people.

[zombie-music.livejournal.com]

A travel-sized guardian, hmm? Sounds cool to me. Can't have people dropping dead, that'd make a big mess. Maybe it's better you're that way.

Sorry, but there's no way out. Unless you get sent home on accident, but that's not guaranteed.

1/3

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

No way out? No way OUT?!

[He looks a bit shocked, and mutters something.]

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

Oh man, those ancestors are gonna kill me. They're still probably thinkin' Stoney's out to bring her on home... Now what'll I do?

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

[...oh. right. Ahem!]

Then I guess it's up to me to make a way out!

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

Sure, but that don't explain those... in-between folks like you, and Sora's pals.

[He shakes his head]

Sometimes you gotta wonder what goes on in some of those other worlds.

[cagedfox]

...You mean humans?
Those died out a looooong time ago.
[exagerated and unecessary hand movements for emphasis]

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

You sure you ain't got humans mixed up with the dinosaurs? Now there's a species that was wiped out eons ago!

And all because of some flamin' rock.

[cagedfox]

The people with round ears and no tails? I never saw any till I came here.

[cagedfox]

Dinosaurs were even longer ago.

[rebirth-this.livejournal.com]

... Flashy. Lacking the proper audience, though~

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

[there is a little girl huddled up underneath a big blanket, staring in the direction that show took place.]

[justbusking.livejournal.com]

[...douses the flames.]

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

[Different worlds... that's normal? Oh well.]

Well call this a first, because I've never heard anything this crazy before.

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

Well of course it's flashy! What kinda guardian would I be if I didn't leave an impression?

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

[Tiny red haired girl... You're not Mulan. But she looks speechless...that's a good sign!]

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

Hey!

['sup. Tiny dragon staring up at you.]

Whach' you think you're doing, man?!