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[llameante.livejournal.com]

Roxas' eyes were shut tight and his teeth were clenched together. Axel inwardly shrugged and positioned himself, thrusting all the way in quickly. Roxas cried out loudly. It hurt, it hurt a lot, but it sent wave after wave of pleasure through his--

[... stops in mid-sentence, waving the book in his hand around.]

Who writes this caca, anyway?

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[pluiet.livejournal.com]

....sounds like bad fanfiction.

[she can't say she's super surprised; if the Kingdom Hearts games exist in some dimension, so to do fanworks.]

[llameante.livejournal.com]

Bad what now?

[looks like there's some things even Axel doesn't know about.]

[pluiet.livejournal.com]

It's basically fiction written by fans of different books, video games, TV series, whatever. They don't profit from it and it's usually just on the internet. Some of it's actually pretty good, others... not so much.

[makes a face.]

[llameante.livejournal.com]

You lost me, princess.

[pluiet.livejournal.com]

Okay, basically? In some world, there are games featuring us all. Fans of the game pair people up and write about them.

[llameante.livejournal.com]

Sooo ... like hopscotch?

[nice work, Axel.]

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

So you found that trash only now? You didn't see the one with the Naga Riku and Sora, did you?

[peeking over his shoulder]

[llameante.livejournal.com]

[peeers back at her.]

... snake people.

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

Snake people and sexual intercourse and eating, yes.

[She found out about that a year ago via sporker!Axel.]

[llameante.livejournal.com]

[of course Axel's going to declare the first thing on his mind -]

Where's the penis go?

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

[Massages her temple.]

I don't know, I've forgotten most of it, but I think one sixth of the tail of the Naga was used. Or something. And Sora was nearly impaled by the foot long monstrosity.

[radiantprodigy.livejournal.com]

...Ah, yes. It seems that you've stumbled upon one of the many atrocities of this realm.

[boy does this bring back memories? He still remembers the stunt MCP pulled.]

[llameante.livejournal.com]

I'll say!

[radiantprodigy.livejournal.com]

Believe me, there is worse. While skimming through the library I have encountered horrors including stories where Axels such as yourself are portrayed as etremely emotional and somtimes, well...pregnant.

[llameante.livejournal.com]

Didn't we have one of those?

[roxasreplica.livejournal.com]

What?

[peeks over Axel's shoulder, using his newfound ninja-like abilities to sneak up on him.]

[llameante.livejournal.com]

Gah!

[something that's completely lost on Axel, who jumps with a start.]

[roxasreplica.livejournal.com]

[twitches and backs away when Axel does.]

Sorry! Bad habit.

[llameante.livejournal.com]

You can kill a guy like that, you know?

[nice recovery.]

[roxasreplica.livejournal.com]

Not that it'd matter much in here, right?

[unsettling words nevertheless.]

[fightorfall.livejournal.com]

... What the shit, bro?

[llameante.livejournal.com]

[points to the pages.]

Did I mention "Roxas"?

[fightorfall.livejournal.com]

What the hell is so great about that guy, anyway?

[llameante.livejournal.com]

His magical lubricating anus?

[fightorfall.livejournal.com]

Huh. I wouldn't want to stick my dick in him.