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Roxas' eyes were shut tight and his teeth were clenched together. Axel inwardly shrugged and positioned himself, thrusting all the way in quickly. Roxas cried out loudly. It hurt, it hurt a lot, but it sent wave after wave of pleasure through his--

[... stops in mid-sentence, waving the book in his hand around.]

Who writes this caca, anyway?

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....sounds like bad fanfiction.

[she can't say she's super surprised; if the Kingdom Hearts games exist in some dimension, so to do fanworks.]

Bad what now?

[looks like there's some things even Axel doesn't know about.]

It's basically fiction written by fans of different books, video games, TV series, whatever. They don't profit from it and it's usually just on the internet. Some of it's actually pretty good, others... not so much.

[makes a face.]

You lost me, princess.

Okay, basically? In some world, there are games featuring us all. Fans of the game pair people up and write about them.

Sooo ... like hopscotch?

[nice work, Axel.]

Wow, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just stupid. Video games, Axel. As in the kind you play on the television? And people play the games and make up stories about the characters.

Hey now, don't blame me for spending half of my nonexistence playing fetch for the Doom And Gloom Bunch.

[in other words, who has time for a video game when you're rounding up Heartless?]

So you found that trash only now? You didn't see the one with the Naga Riku and Sora, did you?

[peeking over his shoulder]

[peeers back at her.]

... snake people.

Well how long have you been here? There's an entire room full of games, including the ones based on worlds like yours.

[just guessing on the 'worlds like yours' bit since he mentioned nonexistence.]

Snake people and sexual intercourse and eating, yes.

[She found out about that a year ago via sporker!Axel.]

[of course Axel's going to declare the first thing on his mind -]

Where's the penis go?

And get caught in the middle of a bunch of Keyblade master knockoffs? No thanks.

[if he's seen one Sora, he's seen them all ...]

[Massages her temple.]

I don't know, I've forgotten most of it, but I think one sixth of the tail of the Naga was used. Or something. And Sora was nearly impaled by the foot long monstrosity.

[hold on, he's trying to figure how that could possibly resemble ... you know.]

... do I have to show you the copy or something.

[rolls her eyes, looking amused.]

Do you even know how to play video games?

Would you?

[someone sounds way too eager.]

... why do you sound eager.

[Either way, she's making a portal and going through it, leaving it open so he can follow.]

Trick question-?

Nope, I'm just curious.

How hard can pushing a couple buttons be?

Hey, I don't sound like nothing -

[which makes no sense at all, as usual. slides on into the portal.]

[Funny. It kind of made sense for her. Gets to a lit closet-library-whatever and pulls out a little manuscript and hands it to him.]

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