this is why we play nice with crazy people

[seasides]

Nngh...

[the first thing he registers is the pain in his wrists, then the pain in the rest of his body, his chest being the worst. he takes a deep breath- tries to, at least- and opens his eyes, blinking blearily. it looks like he got out of the spell sooner than he expected, but apparently Larxene was ready for it; Kai's currently chained to a wall in the torture room of all places, body far more bruised than it had been when he'd last seen it. his head is pounding and he groans softly, tugging at the shackles around his wrists despite the growing pain there. he lets out another, more frustrated groan, head falling back against the wall as he closes his eyes tightly.]

Son of a bitch.


(ooc: Larx is crazy. :| Open for all, of course.)

Comments

[thundery.livejournal.com]

[now really, he shouldn't have expected anything less. Larxene did want to take as much advantage of the situation as he could - and he's not finished yet. but nothing happens immediately. actually, it's a fair amount of time after Kai realizes where he is before a portal opens in front of him.]

[seasides]

[he has his eyes closed still; he might as well be sleeping. even if he hears it, he doesn't react. he knows things are going to get bad.]

[thundery.livejournal.com]

Do you think you're funny?

[he's not coming out of the portal yet, but Kai should know that voice well. it's not quite taunting.]

[seasides]

[cracks open one eye, glancing at the portal.]

Possibly. I was never one for stand-up comedy, but I've been told some of my other stuff is pretty good.

[thundery.livejournal.com]

[l-laughs. it's unpleasant and forced and he's not even trying to sound amused right now, but he's stepping out of the portal, which disappears immediately. he's wearing normal clothes, too. fancy that.]

Are you in any position to talk like that?

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[This whole spell has really put Roxas in a foul mood and he's expressing that by stomping down the hall, hands blazing. Though he catches the sight of Kai out of the corner of his eye and stops, watching him for a moment before walking in with his arms crossed.]

Huh...

[seasides]

[lifts his head, blinking tiredly at Roxas.]

Hi.

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Frowns. This seems different than before, though he's not convinced.]

What, did you finally give up on trying to act like Kai? Or did you just piss off the wrong person.

[seasides]

[ffff laughs. loudly. until it hurts his chest at which point he stops and slumps.]

Was he really trying? Oh god, I'd have paid to see that.

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[.... either he got better at that impression or this is really Kai. Frowns hard, just trying to figure out what the hell is going on.]

... did you switch back?

[empty-earth.livejournal.com]

You seem to have gotten yourself into a little trouble.

[seasides]

[laughs weakly.]

Observant of you. Yeah, just a bit.

[empty-earth.livejournal.com]

[With a sigh, the tank of a man takes to examining the injured person.]

What happened this time?

[seasides]

Well, there's been a bit of a spell recently that went and switched some people's bodies. I happened to get switched with a Larxene who isn't very fond of me.

[tugs on one of the shackles slightly.]

I figure he put himself up here somehow before the spell changed us back.

[empty-earth.livejournal.com]

Hmph.

[Grips the shackles roughly, testing to see how strong the metal is.]

Perhaps.

[fondofapples.livejournal.com]

[and suddenly--]

[seasides]

...great. Just what I needed.

[thumps his head against the wall behind him.]

[fondofapples.livejournal.com]

[snaps--and a bright violet dildo appears out of nowhere. hm.]

[seasides]

. . .

[skdjfhskjfdh presses back against the wall.]

[fondofapples.livejournal.com]

[looks surprised, and looks from the dildo to Kai, to the dil--oh!]

[f1re0nthesun]

[DIVES ONTO THE SCENE AFTER ALL THE DAMAGE IS DONE-- no, was actually just elsewhere until a couple of minutes ago, whereupon he started looking for Kai, found him, but also sensed electricity which probably meant a Larxene, which = v. bad for everyone, and was lurking nearby until Larx was well out of the area. ninjas in, quickly discerning that the room is danger-free, and then rushes over to Kai, dropping to his knees next to him, looking horrified and upset; seems reluctant to touch him, with how many wounds there are, like he might just do more damage by accident.]

[seasides]

[doesn't even register the appearance of someone else, not uncurling or even opening his eyes, just sobbing quietly into his hand.]

[f1re0nthesun]

Oh, Kai...

[takes his elbow, since his wrists are all banged up, and carefully pulls his hand away from his face, eyebrows drawn together in worry]

Kai, what happened? [murmuring, because who needs noise on top of all that other shit]

[seasides]

[flinches at the touch, but then the voice registers and he uncurls slightly, looking up at Axel with teary eyes.]

A-Ax'l?

[f1re0nthesun]

[tearing up in sympathy; cradles Kai's face so gently in his hands, leaning down to press a soft kiss to his forehead. not going to try and move him or do anything else until he's ready. ._. ]

Yeah, babe, it's me, you're safe now...

[shrugs out of his jacket and drapes it over Kai, so he has something warm and familiar-smelling to have around him for comfort]