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[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

That hurt, Axel. You gotta use more lube next time!

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*FLAILFLAIL*

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

You want to see?

*SHIT-EATING GRIN*

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Sure, baby, if that's how you roll. Didn't know you liked to top.

*RAAAAAGE*

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'll top you, you son of a --

*LAUGHING AT ROX*

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

If you finish that sentence, I'm not gonna let you top.

*FLUSTERED FIST-SHAKING*

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Let me?! I can do whatever the hell I want!

*SNICKERING*

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Prove it, then. If you can top me tonight, then I'll let you top whenever you want from now on.

*ASTONISHED*

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

W-wait. What? You'll--

--I can go for that.

*is that a genuine smile? I think it is*

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Sure~ Show me what you've got, shorty.

*attempts to look upset. fails.*

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

You're still not off the hook for last night. And I'm not short. You just happen to be a giant.

*grins. kisses Roxas's cheek and then ruffles his hair annoyingly*

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

I didn't think that I would be. But I can still fix that. Pfft. You're in denial.

*SEES WHAT YOU DID THAR. is secretly pleased*

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

You think you can fix it. This is the normal height for someone my age!

*laughs at again, but good-naturedly this time*

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

No. I know that I can. Being the confident bastard that I am~ Keep telling yourself that, if it makes you feel better.

*ignores*

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

The confident, inconsiderate, stupid, half-assed, flagrantly flaming, hedgehog-haired idiot that you are~ ♥ See this Keyblade? It can kick your ass.

*annoying hair ruffle again*

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Oh Roxas~ You hurt my nonexistent-feelings so much. I don't mind being flaming~ Oh-ho. Stabbing me now~? Can't you wait until tonight?

*skdr;lfjskf IS NOT MADE HAPPEH*

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Again: Did I? Good. Of course you don't, you're the gayest man alive. Is it even possible to have a conversation with you without you bringing up sex?

*LEERS AGAIN*

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Excuse me while I go and cry in my corner. Touche. Surprisingly enough, yes it is.

*GLARES IN AXEL'S GENERAL DIRECTION*

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Your emo corner does not impress me. What, just not with me?

*SMIRK~*

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

It doesn't exist to impress you. Looks like it.

*FROWNY FACE*

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Then why do you bother with it? Clearly, we have some issues.

*blows kisses~*

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Because it annoys you. Doesn't every couple?

*RAISES FORCE FIELD -- I mean, waves them away*

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Of course. Why didn't I think of that? We should find a marriage counselor. Or a sex therapist.

*POUT OF DOOM*

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

You should have. I thought it was obvious enough. Oooh, we're married now? Psh. We don't need one of those.

*SMUG SMUG SMUG*

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

What, you're allowed to use sarcasm and I'm not? NO, WE ARE NOT. Thank god.

*STEALS ROXAS'S SMUG*

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Yes. That's right. The sarcasm is all mine, and you can't have any~ Aww, c'mon Rox. It'd be fun!

BITCH GIVE BACK THE SMUG

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

...remind me again why it is that I put up with you? I don't even know how we'd do it. I doubt Xemnas would be willing to preside.