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[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

That hurt, Axel. You gotta use more lube next time!

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*SMIRK~*

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

It doesn't exist to impress you. Looks like it.

*FROWNY FACE*

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Then why do you bother with it? Clearly, we have some issues.

*blows kisses~*

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Because it annoys you. Doesn't every couple?

*RAISES FORCE FIELD -- I mean, waves them away*

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Of course. Why didn't I think of that? We should find a marriage counselor. Or a sex therapist.

*POUT OF DOOM*

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

You should have. I thought it was obvious enough. Oooh, we're married now? Psh. We don't need one of those.

*SMUG SMUG SMUG*

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

What, you're allowed to use sarcasm and I'm not? NO, WE ARE NOT. Thank god.

*STEALS ROXAS'S SMUG*

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Yes. That's right. The sarcasm is all mine, and you can't have any~ Aww, c'mon Rox. It'd be fun!

BITCH GIVE BACK THE SMUG

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

...remind me again why it is that I put up with you? I don't even know how we'd do it. I doubt Xemnas would be willing to preside.

Axel gives back the smug, and uses snark attack!

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Because you love me so. It shouldn't be too hard to find a captain.

Roxas counterattacks! With... I don't even know what.

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure. I love you from here to the moon and back. ...don't you dare.

[ooc: Sorry for the wait, my internet inexplicably died in the middle of commenting. DX]

Axel grins and kisses him to shut him up. VICTORY

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Such a sweetheart, Roxas~ Oh, I dared.

{ooc: No worries! ♥ Take your time. D:}

Roxas is now in shock. AAH! DEFEAT! D:

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

!!

[ooc: ilu. ♥ LET'S ELOPE TO NORTHERN KENTUCKY.

Hey, it's pretty sweet defeat.

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

♥

{ooc: ilu too ♥ ELOPING, HECK YEAH. I'm so there.}