Who lives in a pineapple in the dr?

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Roxas is anything but happy at the moment, because once again, he's stuck in a pineapple. Though this time it's not just a costume. It's real. And the kicker? He's allergic to pineapples.]

How the hell am I supposed to get out of this?!

[ooc: okay, so maybe I just wanted an excuse to re-use the icon |D well if you're wondering why he doesn't just burn it off or kick his way out, he could, but the juice would give him a horrid rash for days :| Also, open to anyone who wants to help. or mock. whatever.]

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[truekeys.livejournal.com]

Depends on who's your girlfriend. Who is it?

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

A Namine... one that can control plants.

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

That explains why they're both similar then. I'm engaged to one.

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

E-Engaged? Really? Uhm, well, congratulations then.

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

[sheepish grin]

Thanks. My older brother keeps telling me we should get married here, but I'm kind of hoping we'll be able to have the ceremony back at home.

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Shrugs]

A wedding here could be nice, but you should have it where you want. Unless you're in a rush to get married or something.

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

...that, and I got her pregnant.

sorry for the slow tags, I was watching Silent Hill |D

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[If Roxas was drinking something, this would be the time that he'd spit all over the place.]

You- got her-

[He might be snickering now. I guess some of the Roxae are more similar than others.]

's okay

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

Pregnant? Yeah.

[notices the snickering]

What?

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Stops snickering, but still smirks.]

I guess we're more similar than I would've thought.

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

What--

[figures it out on his own.]

...you're kidding. You impregnated her that young?

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

No! I just... thought I did. Twice.

[Scratches his head thoughtfully.]

She's not though, we checked. And then we met our future kid. Though he said we had him at a decent age.

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

[scratches cheek]

Funny. We met our future kid first before we did it.

[once a Roxas, always a Roxas?]

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Just laughs.]

How many future kids are there?

[Yes. Always.]

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

Well, it depends on who the parents are. I think I have tabs on which is which.

...I know for a fact that counting yours and mine, there are four kids that have Roxae and Namines for parents. Six if we count the ones from that other kid's verse who said there were twins in his.

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Raises his eyebrows.]

That's more than I thought... So you said your Namine is pregnant? How far along is she?

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

Two months. We did it during that spell that made people horny.

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Oh. blushing now. He remembers that spell.]

O-Oh. A lot of people were affected by the spell, huh?

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

It hit us both at the same time. My older brother nearly castrated me when he found out we did it. He's overprotective of both me and Namine because he practically raised us while we were here as kids.

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Blinks. Good thing no one he knew got hit when he did... look what happened to the older Roxas. Just smiles slightly at that.]

Who's your older brother?

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

Ri. You probably heard him shout out "I NEED A SHOTGUN AND A PRIEST. NOW" a few weeks before.

Well, we're not really related. We met Ri when me and Nami were just seven and we got stuck here. He's been taking care of us since then. That's why he's overprotective of us sometimes.

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Snickers]

Yeah. I know of him.

It's nice to know someone always has your back though. Even if they can be a pain sometimes.

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

Well, we owe him a lot. He was there when [ticks off fingers] we lost our heart, we got it back again, Nami got influenced by Darkness, I accepted being bound to the realm of Light, Nami went home without me, I died, I lived again, I developed a phobia to blood, we met our Nobodies, we went home, we got stuck here again, I lost my heart again...

...this might take a while. [frowns]

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

[Smirks]

It's alright- you don't have to give me the list. I get it.

[Runs his hand through his hair.]

Have you been around here that long? Since you were seven, I mean?

[truekeys.livejournal.com]

Not really. We arrived here when we were seven, but we were able to come home for a while.

Then we got stuck here again. Since our younger versions are still here, there's plenty of time for paradoxes.