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Who lives in a pineapple in the dr?

[Roxas is anything but happy at the moment, because once again, he's stuck in a pineapple. Though this time it's not just a costume. It's real. And the kicker? He's allergic to pineapples.]

How the hell am I supposed to get out of this?!

[ooc: okay, so maybe I just wanted an excuse to re-use the icon |D well if you're wondering why he doesn't just burn it off or kick his way out, he could, but the juice would give him a horrid rash for days :| Also, open to anyone who wants to help. or mock. whatever.]

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You've got a sense of logic- and me? well. not so much.

[small smirk]

Or maybe you're just not old enough. It's good to learn, you know. Maybe you should start learning to think first before acting?

[Snort]

I don't think I've ever thought before I did something. Maybe one day I'll learn, but from where I am right now, I don't know that it's possible for me to do that.

I don't see why not. You have someone you care about right now, right?

Yeah, why?

Every time you pick a fight with someone dangerous, think on how this could bear a consequence for the people you care about in the future. A little reminder helps.

[Sighs.]

Yeah... I really don't pick fights ~~that much~~ anymore, though. That's why I'm a danger magnet- these fights find me.

Even if the fights find you, the best thing to do is not let them get to you.

[Nods. Is this Roxas always right?]

I've been getting better. The only reason I was recently in a fight with the Saix was because of the fear spell.

[if you're bound to the realm of the Light at the tender age of seven, it does thing to your brain. that and Ri taught him things]

Ffft, Maleficent and her spells. When I was young it affected me that I was seeing blood everywhere. [momentarily looks queasy. he has a phobia for it]

Recently though, it just made me think that Nami and Natalie and Ri are all gone. This is probably my most hated spell so far.

[Swallows hard and ignores the memory of teeth ripping his skin off :| ]

Mine too...

Was yours similar to Kai's case where he was being chased by dinosaurs?

[meaning if his fear was tangible]

[Nods again.]

Yeah, only instead of two dinosaurs, it was a cannibal Saix.

Oh. Good luck on New Year then.

[lol paradox]

So that shoulder wound was a bite?

[Looks down at it.]

Yeah- but that's nothing.

He must like you a lot then.

[snerk]

[Twitch.]

Maybe the way I taste... Though the whole 'burning him to a crisp' thing doesn't seem to suit him well.

He bears grudges. I think you're not the only poor sap he stalks.

[Runs a hand through his hair.]

For the other poor saps' sakes, I hope you're wrong.

The more he stalks them, the less he stalks you.

I'd rather him stalk me. Then no one else gets hurt. I'd just rather him not be fireproof while he does it.

If he develops an immunity to fire, pick up a different way to defend yourself.

I'm pretty sure it was just the fear spell. Or at least I hope so. I don't have any other way to defend myself besides to punch him in the face and that didn't work out so well last time.

If he's so fond of throwing knifes at you, maybe you should throw something back.

I'll try to remember to grab the pipe before he does next time.

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ilu2 html :|

It lonves you back.

my heart belongs to another. :|

WAIT WHAT IS HAPPENING ON NEW YEARS.

I'm still all for the idea of all the past spells hitting ALL AT THE SAME TIME during New Year :/

OH GOD THAT'D BE PERFECT. IT'S LIKE LOOKING BACK ON '08 SUPER SPELL,

EXACTLY. YOU CAN BE HORNY AND YELLING AND DATING SIM AND BE IN A COSTUME ALL AT THE SAME TIME

CHAT AGREES THAT IT'D BE FULL OF LULZ.

CHAT ALWAYS DOES :D

YUP YUP. But do you think Mal would do it?

either Mal or Nomura, really.

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